By now you probably heard that during an interview, Donald Trump said, “Sometimes I do go a little bit far. Heidi Klum. Sadly, she’s no longer a 10.” WTF? Clearly the man has aged and needs a new pair of glasses. If Heidi Klum isn’t a 10 then I must be a negative 5 (no comments from the peanut gallery). I can’t imagine how her name came up in an interview: foreign policy or immigration maybe? Does Trump realize that Heidi isn’t an illegal alien? I’m sure she is in the USA on a work visa. If Trump is elected president and starts expelling beautiful women like Heidi, then I’m renewing my passport and heading to Germany. Does Trump realize the current Chancellor is Angela Merkel, a woman who is serving her third term in office? She is the first female chancellor for Germany. Now that Trump has insult a German national and a female at that, our relations with Germany may chill. Fear not, fair German maiden, the rest of the male population of the USA still think you’re a 10.
Monte is the author of 8 e-books: 3 novels, 3 non-fiction, 1 collection of short stories, and 1 novelette.
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