Are you a racist?
Do you like binge drinking?
Do you like to secretly take pictures of naked or partially naked women and secretly share them with your friends?
Do you like to haze and harass people almost to death (okay, occassionaly to death)?
Do you like to take selfies of your junk and send it to unsuspecting women?
If so, consider joining* the fastest growing fraterity on college campuses, the Keg Kunt Klan** (KKK***)
Many of our alumni have gone on to become #police officers, #SecretService agents and #congressmen.
*Minorities, gays, and serious students need not apply.
**Not affilated with the Ku Klux Klan. We are an independent hate group.
***Not affilated with Kappa Kappa Kappa, also known as Tri-Kap, at Dartmouth.