Here are the real things that really annoy your boss:
1. hitting on her (or him).
2. showing excessive interest in the teenage intern.
3. spending all morning cleaning your AK47 and talking to it.
4. spending too much time coloring in a coloring book.
5. talking to imaginary employees in the room and/or a “Little Me” sitting on a shoulder.
6. using drugs in the work place.
7. selling girl scout cookies at work all year long.
8. stealing pens and paper from the office.
9. trying to get your stupid brother hired
10. Using the copy machine for pornographic pictures.
If this isn’t bad enough, I’m sure you may others. Let’s hear them.
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