“I'm sincerely sorry that I was caught urinating and vomiting on disabled war veterans. I thought they were just ordinary disabled people. Had I know they were vets I would have gone and found some other disabled people to insult. I didn't intend any disrespect towards vets. I'm usually an equal opportunity insulter. I'm sorry that my behavior put a damper on our spring formal. In the future I will endeavor not to be caught when I urinate in public.”
Apparently, there's no truth to the rumor that the vets are signing a petition to draft the frat boys.