- You dog keeps finding bones in your back yard.
- The mailperson wears a HAZMAT suit to deliver the mail.
- The UPS delivery person sweeps your sidewalk with a mine detector whenever he makes a delivery.
- There’s crime scene tape across your front door.
- There’s an outline of a body on your living room floor.
- The local motorcycle gang keeps throwing beer cans on your front lawn.
- Your GPS can’t find your house.
- When you tell people your address they roll their eyes.
- Your house is a stop on the haunted house tour.
- Your backyard keeps getting smaller as pieces keep falling off into the ocean.
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