#Noah calls #God on his cellphone.
NOAH: Hello, God?
GOD: Yes, Noah?
NOAH: Oh, you have caller ID?
GOD: Don’t need it. I’m all knowing. Sup?
NOAH: I need an extension on that deadline 2 finish the ark. Things are crazy down here.
GOD: No, Noah. I will flood the world on schedule.
NOAH: But, God, first the carpenters went on strike. Then the shipment of tar was delayed. Some of the female animals are in heat and causing riots. Plus, the village passed a new ordinance that says I can’t build a structure that high. Now the Coast Guard wants me to install lifeboats and life vests.
GOD: Finish the ark on time.
NOAH: But God, the lions and tigers keep eating the others, so I have to constantly get replacements. I took on two rabbits and now I have 58 rabbits. Don’t even ask me about the flies. The code enforcement inspectors want bribes.
GOD: No extension!
NOAH: But God. You don’t know how bad things are down here.
GOD: No, Noah, I DO know. That’s why I am sending the flood. Any questions?
NOAH: Just one; what’s a cubit?
I received several comments on my last blog about profanity in the military. Most of the comments were from veterans. Apparently, there is profanity in the military. Who knew?