1. A mime is not a terrible thing to waste, especially if he talks.
2. Retweet is an option.
3. He who laughs last is a little slow witted. He who laughs loudest should not be allowed to drive home.
4. Time wounds all heels.
5. A stitch in time will prevent unwanted children.
6. There must be fifty ways to love your lever.
7. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. A hand in the bush will keep you from being elected.
8. There is no “I” in “Team”. However, there is a “Me”. Try not to over think this one.
9. Look before you leak. I’m not sure where I heard this, but I like it.
10. Opportunity knocks up some. This is another one that I heard somewhere, and it stuck with me.