Things Not to do During Self-Quarantine.
Do not take your meth and marijuana to the police department to get tested for COVID-19. It’s a scam folks. They don’t have the proper test kits.
Porn—Do not make an amateur porn video and post it to the internet. Leave that to the professionals. Making one for your private use is okay.
DIY Brain Surgery—Unless you have the proper equipment, leave this to the professionals.
Sports—Some sports aren’t suited for indoors. Do not attempt to throw the javelin or shot put. Another sport that cannot be adapted for indoors is sky diving. Baseball can be adapted form indoor play.
Making Explosive Devices—Unless you’re experienced, now is not a good time to take up making pipe bombs or rockets as a hobby.
Cooking Meth—This isn’t recommended because the odor may drive you out of the house.
Things to do During Self-Quarantine
Poker—Poker is great indoors. For a variation, try strip poker. Of course, if you’re playing with your significant other, there aren’t any surprises. Playing with family may result in unwanted surprises.
Instead of chips, try rolls of toilet paper.
Archery and Rifle Shooting—These are great indoor sports. See if you can shoot an apple off your partner’s head.
Indoor Gardening—Use boxes or buckets of soil to bring your garden indoors. Marijuana is an excellent indoor plant. You may need special lamps.
Talk to your Partner—This may seem difficult at first. Take in short sessions like ten minutes, Try to work up to thirty minutes.
Mechanics--Take you car apart and then put it back together.
Knife Throwing—Start small and work up to using your significant other as you throw knives around them.
I hope these ideas will help you stay busy during your self-quarantine and not go stir crazy.