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#HillaryClinton is Protected by the #SecretService while on the Campaign Trial. What could go Wrong?

4/20/2015

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It is now campaign season, a boon to bloggers everywhere. Hillary Clinton travels to #NewHampshire next week. I read in the news that she is escorted by the Secret Service. I mean, what could possibly go wrong? You remember the Secret Service, the same people who were "inebriated" and crashed into the #WhiteHouse grounds. Hopefully, they aren't driving the bus. You may recall the incident in the #Amsterdam one year ago when three agents were sent back for an alleged night of drinking. One of the agents was found passed out in a hotel hallway. Apparently, there is no truth to the rumor that a beer truck is part on the entourage. It might help the Secret Service if Hillary visited an AA meeting during her tour.

It's also no secret that agents also have a problem keeping it in their pants. Remember back in April of 2012 when a Secret Service agents brought strippers to their hotel in #Colombia before the presidential visit to attend the Summit of the Americas? More recently, a high-ranking supervisor was accused of assaulting a female employee. Apparently, there is no truth to the rumor that a van filled with hookers is part on the entourage. I think we should seriously reconsider the use of eunuchs for the Secret Service. There were good reasons that the Greeks, Romans, Chinese, Sumerians, and Assyrians all used eunuchs.

I have long advocated that Secret Service agents take vows of celibacy and sobriety as a condition for employment. That recommendation has fallen on deaf ears. I would list these two immediately following, “I vow to take a bullet for the President if necessary.”

At least the Secret Service might come in handy if Hillary needs access to some building. You may recall that a Secret Service officer was arrested for attempted burglary. Apparently, there is no truth to the rumor that part of the luggage includes burglary tools.

This might be part of Hillary's promise for more transparency. You may recall that the Secret Service leaked information about #Republican Rep. #JasonChaffetz. One thing is certain; there are no secrets in the Secret Service. I wonder which system she is now using for e-mails?

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    Monte is the author of 8 e-books: 3 novels, 3 non-fiction, 1 collection of short stories, and 1 novelette.

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