Sunday Optional Mixer
Join us in a mixer for all attendees Sunday night at 7 PM until ? Meet the instructors and fellow journalist and politicians who have fallen from grace. Open bar and free #marijuana tasting (not yet available in all states).
Monday Session
How to Hold a Press Conference 101. Learn how to deny charges without using the telltale signs for lying. Learn how to say “intense therapy” with a straight face. Learn how to pronounce new words like “paparazzi”. Panel discussion with panelists Bob Filner, Anthony Weiner, Eliot Spitzer, #Bill Clinton and #LanceArmstrong.
Tuesdays Sessions
Drug Users and Alcoholics: Learn how to fool the drug tests and hide the use of steroids. Instructors –Rob Ford, Mayor of Toronto, Lance Armstrong, #SammySosa and #AlexRodriguez
Wednesday Sessions
Cheating on your wife 101. Learn how to hide illegitimate children from expert Arnold Schwarzenegger, ex-Governor of California.
Thursday Sessions
Stings and Other things. Learn to identify a sting operation. Learn how to fool your friends into investing money with you. Instructor - #BernieMadoff
Friday Sessions
Yes, You Can Be Re-elected. Instructor - #MarkSanford, re-elected Congressman for South Carolina.
Afternoon Session. How to Publicly Apologized and Look Sincere. Enjoy a panel discussion with panelists Lance Armstrong, Anthony Weiner, Eliot Spitzer, and Alex Baldwin.
Closing Ceremony: Graduation ceremony for those who have not dropped out of the program or arrested.