I was able to obtain from a confidential source a copy of the “intense therapy” that seems to be so popular now with celebrities who lie. The program known as Bogus and Unauthentic Legalized Larceny and Spurious Hypocritical Intense Therapy (BULL SH*T) is used through the USA to help celebrities keep their reputations. This intense therapy is intended to last for one week. Below is a copy of the curriculum. Enjoy!
Sunday Optional Mixer
Join us in a mixer for all attendees Sunday night at 7 PM until ? Meet the instructors and fellow journalist and politicians who have fallen from grace. Open bar and free #marijuana tasting (not yet available in all states).
Monday Session
How to Hold a Press Conference 101. Learn how to deny charges without using the telltale signs for lying. Learn how to say “intense therapy” with a straight face. Learn how to pronounce new words like “paparazzi”. Panel discussion with panelists Bob Filner, Anthony Weiner, Eliot Spitzer, #Bill Clinton and #LanceArmstrong.
Tuesdays Sessions
Drug Users and Alcoholics: Learn how to fool the drug tests and hide the use of steroids. Instructors –Rob Ford, Mayor of Toronto, Lance Armstrong, #SammySosa and #AlexRodriguez
Wednesday Sessions
Cheating on your wife 101. Learn how to hide illegitimate children from expert Arnold Schwarzenegger, ex-Governor of California.
Thursday Sessions
Stings and Other things. Learn to identify a sting operation. Learn how to fool your friends into investing money with you. Instructor - #BernieMadoff
Friday Sessions
Yes, You Can Be Re-elected. Instructor - #MarkSanford, re-elected Congressman for South Carolina.
Afternoon Session. How to Publicly Apologized and Look Sincere. Enjoy a panel discussion with panelists Lance Armstrong, Anthony Weiner, Eliot Spitzer, and Alex Baldwin.
Closing Ceremony: Graduation ceremony for those who have not dropped out of the program or arrested.
Sunday Optional Mixer
Join us in a mixer for all attendees Sunday night at 7 PM until ? Meet the instructors and fellow journalist and politicians who have fallen from grace. Open bar and free #marijuana tasting (not yet available in all states).
Monday Session
How to Hold a Press Conference 101. Learn how to deny charges without using the telltale signs for lying. Learn how to say “intense therapy” with a straight face. Learn how to pronounce new words like “paparazzi”. Panel discussion with panelists Bob Filner, Anthony Weiner, Eliot Spitzer, #Bill Clinton and #LanceArmstrong.
Tuesdays Sessions
Drug Users and Alcoholics: Learn how to fool the drug tests and hide the use of steroids. Instructors –Rob Ford, Mayor of Toronto, Lance Armstrong, #SammySosa and #AlexRodriguez
Wednesday Sessions
Cheating on your wife 101. Learn how to hide illegitimate children from expert Arnold Schwarzenegger, ex-Governor of California.
Thursday Sessions
Stings and Other things. Learn to identify a sting operation. Learn how to fool your friends into investing money with you. Instructor - #BernieMadoff
Friday Sessions
Yes, You Can Be Re-elected. Instructor - #MarkSanford, re-elected Congressman for South Carolina.
Afternoon Session. How to Publicly Apologized and Look Sincere. Enjoy a panel discussion with panelists Lance Armstrong, Anthony Weiner, Eliot Spitzer, and Alex Baldwin.
Closing Ceremony: Graduation ceremony for those who have not dropped out of the program or arrested.
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