Hot Damn! Will it ever stop? The Secret Service is in the news again. I can't wait for the election campaigns to start so I can blog about something else. An officer in the Secret Service was arrested last Friday and charged with attempted burglary and destruction of property. That will be a hassle for the department. Now someone has to inventory the White House to see if anything is missing. That will be quite a chore. The rumors are running wild with speculations. An unconfirmed rumor stated that the Secret Service raided the officer's house and removed several box of materials. Allegedly, that included:
1. A dress belong to Monica Lewinsky. It might have a stain on it. Apparently, the officer was suppose to have it dry cleaned.
2. Copies of the missing e-mails from Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. Apparently, the officer was to destroy the e-mails.
3. Boxes full of coupons for hamburgers from President Bill Clinton. Apparently, the Secret Service kept them handy.
4. Photographs that show proof of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Apparently, the officer forgot to deliver them to the POTUS.
5. A note from Fidel Castro addressed to then president Clinton. Apparently, the officer forgot to deliver it. It said simply, “Let's be friends.” and signed, Love, Castro.
6. George Bush's flight helmet with the words POTUS Pilot written on the front.
7. Stacks of Victoria Secret catalogs.
8. A secret decoder ring from a box of Cracker Jacks.
9. A hand written note from the Prime Minister of Denmark,Helle Thorning-Schmidt. The note just said call me and had her telephone number on it. Apparently, the officer forgot to give it to the POTUS Obama.
Of course, none of these rumors could be verified. Maybe later.
1. A dress belong to Monica Lewinsky. It might have a stain on it. Apparently, the officer was suppose to have it dry cleaned.
2. Copies of the missing e-mails from Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. Apparently, the officer was to destroy the e-mails.
3. Boxes full of coupons for hamburgers from President Bill Clinton. Apparently, the Secret Service kept them handy.
4. Photographs that show proof of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Apparently, the officer forgot to deliver them to the POTUS.
5. A note from Fidel Castro addressed to then president Clinton. Apparently, the officer forgot to deliver it. It said simply, “Let's be friends.” and signed, Love, Castro.
6. George Bush's flight helmet with the words POTUS Pilot written on the front.
7. Stacks of Victoria Secret catalogs.
8. A secret decoder ring from a box of Cracker Jacks.
9. A hand written note from the Prime Minister of Denmark,Helle Thorning-Schmidt. The note just said call me and had her telephone number on it. Apparently, the officer forgot to give it to the POTUS Obama.
Of course, none of these rumors could be verified. Maybe later.
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