The media attention has changed from the Secret Service to the Transportation Security Administration. First the TSA failed a security test at airport check points, then it failed to identify 73 workers with links to terrorism. Huh? Apparently, the TSA didn't have access to all the terror watch lists. Huh, again? According to the TSA, some of those workers were working for major airlines. Okay, now I feel safer. Huh? I think the solution is apparent; The TSA and the Secret Service should switch missions. The TSA should take over responsibility for protecting the President of the United States (#POTUS) and make the Secret Service responsible for keeping terrorists off the airlines. At least consider it.
You may recall that the Secret Service has had it share of issues too. These include leaking private information on #Republican Rep. #JasonChaffetz; two inebriated, senior-level agents crashing into the #WhiteHouse grounds, three agents sent home from #Amsterdam for excessive drinking; and agents bringing strippers to their hotel in #Colombia before the presidential visit to attend the Summit of the Americas.
It makes sense to switch missions. The TSA hasn't had problems with drinking, whoring, or keeping secrets. Okay, they hired a few terrorists, but nothing happened. Meanwhile the Secret Service would be able to keep terrorists of planes provided they aren't hookers, drunk, and/or driving.
You may recall that the Secret Service has had it share of issues too. These include leaking private information on #Republican Rep. #JasonChaffetz; two inebriated, senior-level agents crashing into the #WhiteHouse grounds, three agents sent home from #Amsterdam for excessive drinking; and agents bringing strippers to their hotel in #Colombia before the presidential visit to attend the Summit of the Americas.
It makes sense to switch missions. The TSA hasn't had problems with drinking, whoring, or keeping secrets. Okay, they hired a few terrorists, but nothing happened. Meanwhile the Secret Service would be able to keep terrorists of planes provided they aren't hookers, drunk, and/or driving.
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