- now calls you “That Stupid New Guy.”
- slaps you in the back of the head while passing your desk.
- asks you to buy coffee but doesn’t pay you.
- hits on your significant other.
- show excessive interest in your teenage child.
- spends all morning cleaning an AK47 and talking to it.
- spends all afternoon coloring in a coloring book.
- talks to imaginary employees in the room and/or a “Little Me” sitting on a shoulder.
- wants to know if you’re currently satisfied with your current drug dealer.
- asks you to invest in a Nigerian financial opportunity.
- pats you on the butt and lets a hand linger too long.
If your resume isn’t current, you need to update it.