1. Was this his first time?
2. Did he call the next day?
3. Will there be a second date or was this just a one-time thing?
4. Will the art museum now sell miniatures of the sculpture?
5. Did he get her number?
6. Did he hear a monologue or humming while inside the vagina?
7. Will the museum install some type of barrier? Maybe latex?
8. Did the firefighters use a lubricant to free him?
9. Were the firefighters all single males? Does this affect the reputation of the sculpture?
10. Will he add this to his resume? I mean, it’s not hard to get stuck in a small vagina, but it takes talent to get stuck in a large one.
11. Was it carpeted?
12. Was the incident considered vandalism, oral sex, performance art, consensual sex or a one-night stand?
13. What is the student’s major? Is it art or gynecology?
14. Was he “born again”?
15. When he was released was this the same as “coming out”?
16. Does this mean he is a D-head or a D-bag?
17. Was he tested for STDs?
18. Did he have nightmares about it?
19. Has this experience ruined him for other women?
20. Will he suffer from PTSD (Post Traumatic Sexual Dislodgement)?
Inquiring minds want to know.