
Ten answers to the question when an officer asks, “Do you know why I pulled you over?”
1. “You're not sure that your radar gun is working so you wanted to check it against my speedometer?”
2. “You wanted to compliment me on my excellent driving?”
3. “If you can't remember let's just call it a day and go home.”
4. “You thought I was your ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend and you wanted to harass me?”
5. “You ran out of serial killers and terrorists?”
6. “You wanted to know who cuts my hair?”
7. “You wanted to know if this '88 Buick is older than you?”
8. “Your chief is watching, and you want to make a good impression?”
9. “Your guess is better than mine.”
10. “You wanted to give me a ticket and it's easier if I'm not moving?”
I hope one of these answers gets you out of a ticket. Good luck with that. I'm sure you can add to this list, so let's hear them.