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Application for an Elected Position

2/15/2019

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Currently, many politicians are throwing their hats into the ring to run for POTUS in 2020, Yet, it seems every day there’s a new revelation about one politician or another about something in their past. I believe the problem is that there isn’t an application for candidates to complete before they’re allowed to run for office. Applications are required for jobs, college, driver licenses, etc. Why isn’t there an application requirement for candidates? The entire situation cries out for one.
 
As a community service I offer up a draft application that could be easily be adopted for candidates wishing to run for office.
 
Of course, there’s the normal heading. Then come the following questions:
 
1.      Please indicate the party you wish to represent. (Select all that apply)
      ___Democratic Party         ___Republican Party         ___Independent Party
      ___Socialist Party              ___Communist Party        ___Green Party
      ___Constitution Party        ___Libertarian Party         ___Nazi Party
      ___Federalist Party            ___Bachelor Party            ___Other(s) _________
 
2.      Have you ever been convicted of a crime? ___Yes   ___No  ___Not Yet   ___Pending
a.       What crime(s) ________________
 
3.      Have you ever been accused of sexual harassment?
___Once          ___Twice        ___Three or more       ___Not yet
 
4.      Are you a racist? ___Yes        ___No              ___Not Yet  
a.       Which race(s) do you hate? _____________
 
5.      Have you ever smoked marijuana?  ___Yes   ___No         ___Not Yet
        a.       Did you inhale?  ___Yes      ___No       ___ Maybe   ___Not Sure  
 
6.      Have you ever used illegal drugs? ___Yes    ___No  ___Not Yet
       ___Not sure ___Maybe

 
7.      Have you ever taken selfies: (check all that apply)
___ Nude ___ Partially nude ___Just my genitalia ___Wearing a racist costume
___ Having sex ___Drinking ___All of the above ___None of the above
 
8.      Did you ever sext? ___Yes     ___No  ___Not Yet ___Not sure ___Maybe
 
9.      How would you declare your sexual orientation? (check all that apply)
___Male  ___Female ___Transgender ___ Unknown ___ Not sure ___Other(s)

10.
 
Are you ethical? ___Yes ___No ___Sometimes  ___Depends ___Never ___Always

 
11.  How would you describe your political orientation? (Check all that apply)
___ Right                  ___ Left                   ___Center             ___ Left of Center
___ Right of Center    ___ Center of Center ___Top of Center  ___Bottom Feeder
___Left out               ___ Right on
 
12.  How would you describe your financial position? (Check all that Apply)
___ Top 1%          ___Bottom 1%         ___Upper Class       ___Low Class
___Middle Class     ___ No Class            ___Upper Middle Class
___Lower Middle Class          ___ Lower Upper Class          ___Upper Low Class

 
There should be more. Let me know if you think of some.
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    Monte is the author of several  e-books on Amazon and smashwords.com

    Buy Monte's e-books:
    A Head for Murder
    The Throuple Private Eye--Hate Crimes
    The Register cliff Rapist
    The Clone Murders,
    Archimedes of Syracuse: Leonardo da Vinci's Mentor,
    Leadership for New Managers: Book Two

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