Currently, many politicians are throwing their hats into the ring to run for POTUS in 2020, Yet, it seems every day there’s a new revelation about one politician or another about something in their past. I believe the problem is that there isn’t an application for candidates to complete before they’re allowed to run for office. Applications are required for jobs, college, driver licenses, etc. Why isn’t there an application requirement for candidates? The entire situation cries out for one.
As a community service I offer up a draft application that could be easily be adopted for candidates wishing to run for office.
Of course, there’s the normal heading. Then come the following questions:
1. Please indicate the party you wish to represent. (Select all that apply)
___Democratic Party ___Republican Party ___Independent Party
___Socialist Party ___Communist Party ___Green Party
___Constitution Party ___Libertarian Party ___Nazi Party
___Federalist Party ___Bachelor Party ___Other(s) _________
2. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? ___Yes ___No ___Not Yet ___Pending
a. What crime(s) ________________
3. Have you ever been accused of sexual harassment?
___Once ___Twice ___Three or more ___Not yet
4. Are you a racist? ___Yes ___No ___Not Yet
a. Which race(s) do you hate? _____________
5. Have you ever smoked marijuana? ___Yes ___No ___Not Yet
a. Did you inhale? ___Yes ___No ___ Maybe ___Not Sure
6. Have you ever used illegal drugs? ___Yes ___No ___Not Yet
___Not sure ___Maybe
7. Have you ever taken selfies: (check all that apply)
___ Nude ___ Partially nude ___Just my genitalia ___Wearing a racist costume
___ Having sex ___Drinking ___All of the above ___None of the above
8. Did you ever sext? ___Yes ___No ___Not Yet ___Not sure ___Maybe
9. How would you declare your sexual orientation? (check all that apply)
___Male ___Female ___Transgender ___ Unknown ___ Not sure ___Other(s)
10. Are you ethical? ___Yes ___No ___Sometimes ___Depends ___Never ___Always
11. How would you describe your political orientation? (Check all that apply)
___ Right ___ Left ___Center ___ Left of Center
___ Right of Center ___ Center of Center ___Top of Center ___Bottom Feeder
___Left out ___ Right on
12. How would you describe your financial position? (Check all that Apply)
___ Top 1% ___Bottom 1% ___Upper Class ___Low Class
___Middle Class ___ No Class ___Upper Middle Class
___Lower Middle Class ___ Lower Upper Class ___Upper Low Class
There should be more. Let me know if you think of some.
As a community service I offer up a draft application that could be easily be adopted for candidates wishing to run for office.
Of course, there’s the normal heading. Then come the following questions:
1. Please indicate the party you wish to represent. (Select all that apply)
___Democratic Party ___Republican Party ___Independent Party
___Socialist Party ___Communist Party ___Green Party
___Constitution Party ___Libertarian Party ___Nazi Party
___Federalist Party ___Bachelor Party ___Other(s) _________
2. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? ___Yes ___No ___Not Yet ___Pending
a. What crime(s) ________________
3. Have you ever been accused of sexual harassment?
___Once ___Twice ___Three or more ___Not yet
4. Are you a racist? ___Yes ___No ___Not Yet
a. Which race(s) do you hate? _____________
5. Have you ever smoked marijuana? ___Yes ___No ___Not Yet
a. Did you inhale? ___Yes ___No ___ Maybe ___Not Sure
6. Have you ever used illegal drugs? ___Yes ___No ___Not Yet
___Not sure ___Maybe
7. Have you ever taken selfies: (check all that apply)
___ Nude ___ Partially nude ___Just my genitalia ___Wearing a racist costume
___ Having sex ___Drinking ___All of the above ___None of the above
8. Did you ever sext? ___Yes ___No ___Not Yet ___Not sure ___Maybe
9. How would you declare your sexual orientation? (check all that apply)
___Male ___Female ___Transgender ___ Unknown ___ Not sure ___Other(s)
10. Are you ethical? ___Yes ___No ___Sometimes ___Depends ___Never ___Always
11. How would you describe your political orientation? (Check all that apply)
___ Right ___ Left ___Center ___ Left of Center
___ Right of Center ___ Center of Center ___Top of Center ___Bottom Feeder
___Left out ___ Right on
12. How would you describe your financial position? (Check all that Apply)
___ Top 1% ___Bottom 1% ___Upper Class ___Low Class
___Middle Class ___ No Class ___Upper Middle Class
___Lower Middle Class ___ Lower Upper Class ___Upper Low Class
There should be more. Let me know if you think of some.
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