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Application for an Elected Position in 2020

2/17/2020

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Several candidates are running for office this year. Yet, it seems every day there’s a new revelation about one politician or another about something in their past. Bloomberg is a case in point. I believe the problem is that there isn’t an application for candidates to complete before they’re allowed to run for office. Applications are required for jobs, colleges, driver licenses, etc. Why isn’t there an application requirement for candidates? The entire situation cries out for one.
 
As a community service I offer up a draft application that could be easily be adopted for candidates wishing to run for office.
 
Of course, there’s the normal heading. Then come the following questions:

Please indicate the party you wish to represent. (Select all that apply)      
      ___Democratic Party              ___Republican Party              ___Independent Party
      ___Socialist Party                   ___Communist Party              ___Green Party
      ___Constitution Party             ___Libertarian Party               ___Nazi Party
      ___Federalist Party                 ___Bachelor Party                  ___Progressive Party
      Other(s) _________

Have you ever been convicted of a crime? ___Yes   ___No  ___Not Yet   ___Pending
          What crime(s) ________________  

Have you ever been accused of sexual harassment?  ___Once  ___Twice  ___Three or more  
          ___Not yet

Are you a racist? ___Yes        ___No       ___Not Yet  
       Which race(s) do you hate? _____________

Have you ever smoked marijuana?  ___Yes              ___No              ___Not Yet
            Did you inhale?  ___Yes      ___No               ___ Maybe       ___Not Sure  
 
Have you ever used illegal drugs? ___Yes    ___No  ___Not Yet ___Not sure ___Maybe  

Have you ever taken selfies: (check all that apply)       ___ Nude ___ Partially nude ___Just my
     genitalia ___Wearing a racist costume       ___ Having sex ___Drinking ___All of the above
      ___None of the above

Did you ever sext? ___Yes     ___No  ___Not Yet ___Not sure ___Maybe

How would you declare your sexual orientation? (check all that apply) ___Male  ___Female ___Transgender ___ Gay ___ Unknown ___ Not sure ___Other(s)

Are you ethical? ___Yes ___No ___ Sometimes ___ Depends ___ Never ___ Always  

How would you describe your political orientation? (Check all that apply) ___ Right   ___ Left                    ___Center   ___ Left of Center  ___ Right of Center  ___ Dead Center  ___ Top of Center  
        ___ Bottom Feeder  ___Left out   __ Right on        ___ Left Behind     ___ Middle of the Road

How would you describe your financial position? (Check all that Apply) ___ Top 1% 
     ___ Bottom 1%       ___ Bottom 99%       ___ Top 1% of Top 1%   ___Upper Class    
      ___Low Class         ___Middle Class          ___ No Class               ___ Upper Middle Class        
      ___Lower Middle Class ___ Lower Upper Class                              ___Upper Low Class

There should be more. Let me know if you think of some.

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    Monte is the author of several  e-books on Amazon and smashwords.com


    Buy Monte's e-books:
    The Throuple Private Eye--Business is Booming.
    ​​The Throuple Private Eye--Hate Crimes
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    A Head for Murder
    The Register cliff Rapist
    The Clone Murders,
    Archimedes of Syracuse: Leonardo da Vinci's Mentor,
    Leadership for New Managers: Book Two

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