
As a community service I offer up a draft application that could be easily be adopted for candidates wishing to run for office.
Of course, there’s the normal heading. Then come the following questions:
Please indicate the party you wish to represent. (Select all that apply)
___Democratic Party ___Republican Party ___Independent Party
___Socialist Party ___Communist Party ___Green Party
___Constitution Party ___Libertarian Party ___Nazi Party
___Federalist Party ___Bachelor Party ___Progressive Party
Other(s) _________
Have you ever been convicted of a crime? ___Yes ___No ___Not Yet ___Pending
What crime(s) ________________
Have you ever been accused of sexual harassment? ___Once ___Twice ___Three or more
___Not yet
Are you a racist? ___Yes ___No ___Not Yet
Which race(s) do you hate? _____________
Have you ever smoked marijuana? ___Yes ___No ___Not Yet
Did you inhale? ___Yes ___No ___ Maybe ___Not Sure
Have you ever used illegal drugs? ___Yes ___No ___Not Yet ___Not sure ___Maybe
Have you ever taken selfies: (check all that apply) ___ Nude ___ Partially nude ___Just my
genitalia ___Wearing a racist costume ___ Having sex ___Drinking ___All of the above
___None of the above
Did you ever sext? ___Yes ___No ___Not Yet ___Not sure ___Maybe
How would you declare your sexual orientation? (check all that apply) ___Male ___Female ___Transgender ___ Gay ___ Unknown ___ Not sure ___Other(s)
Are you ethical? ___Yes ___No ___ Sometimes ___ Depends ___ Never ___ Always
How would you describe your political orientation? (Check all that apply) ___ Right ___ Left ___Center ___ Left of Center ___ Right of Center ___ Dead Center ___ Top of Center
___ Bottom Feeder ___Left out __ Right on ___ Left Behind ___ Middle of the Road
How would you describe your financial position? (Check all that Apply) ___ Top 1%
___ Bottom 1% ___ Bottom 99% ___ Top 1% of Top 1% ___Upper Class
___Low Class ___Middle Class ___ No Class ___ Upper Middle Class
___Lower Middle Class ___ Lower Upper Class ___Upper Low Class
There should be more. Let me know if you think of some.