
As a community service I offer up a draft application that could be easily be adopted for candidates wishing to run for office.
Of course, there’s the normal heading. Then come the following questions:
- Please indicate the party you wish to represent. (Select all that apply)
___Socialist Party ___Communist Party ___Green Party
___Constitution Party ___Libertarian Party ___Nazi Party
___Federalist Party ___Bachelor Party ___Other(s) _________
- Have you ever been convicted of a crime? ___Yes ___No ___Not Yet ___Pending
- What crime(s) ________________
2. Have you ever been accused of sexual harassment?___Once ___Twice ___Three or more ___Not yet
3. Are you a racist? ___Yes ___No ___Not Yet
4. Which race(s) do you hate? _____________
5. Have you ever smoked marijuana? ___Yes ___No ___Not Yet
Did you inhale? ___Yes ___No ___ Maybe ___Not Sure
6. Have you ever used illegal drugs? ___Yes ___No ___Not Yet ___Not sure ___Maybe
7. Have you ever taken selfies: (check all that apply)___ Nude ___ Partially nude ___Just my genitalia ___Wearing a racist costume ___ Having sex ___Drinking ___All of the above ___None of the above
8. Did you ever sext? ___Yes ___No ___Not Yet ___Not sure ___Maybe
9. How would you declare your sexual orientation? (check all that apply)___Male ___Female ___Transgender ___ Unknown ___ Not sure ___Other(s)
10. Are you ethical? ___Yes ___No ___Sometimes ___Depends ___Never ___Always __ Not sure
11. How would you describe your political orientation? (Check all that apply) ___ Right ___ Left ___Center ___ Left of Center ___ Right of Center
___ Center of Center ___Top of Center ___Bottom Feeder ___Left out ____ Right on
12. How would you describe your financial position? (Check all that Apply) ___ Top 1% ___Bottom 1% ___Upper Class ___Low Class
___Middle Class ___ No Class ___Upper Middle Class
___Lower Middle Class ___ Lower Upper Class ___Upper Low Class
There should be more. Let me know if you think of some.