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A zombie Valentine's Day

1/30/2014

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I hate holidays. Not the ones with a three day weekend, just the ones invented by greeting card companies. One year I forgot #Valentine's Day until the day of. Usually, I order flowers for my wife online. After all, she is the mother of two of our beautiful children, and a third not so beautiful child. Unfortunately, my normal vender at the bottom of the off ramp had sold out by the time I got there.  In desperation, I drove to the nearest box store.      

The scene at the flower department was a disaster; flowers flung everywhere; stems bent, leaves torn, and flowers missing petals. I searched desperately for a gift: a small bouquet, a potted plant, or even a single rose. Nothing. Several other men in my predicament also searched in vain like #zombies from the Night of the Living Dead. At some point, I bumped into the department manager. Her hair was in disarray, her blouse wrinkled and stained, and she wore no shoes. I asked if I could get a corsage. She gave me an exasperated look and shook her head.      

I decided to use my well-developed technique that seems to help in desperate situations; I began to cry. She took pity on me, put my head on her shoulder, and patted my back.      

“Perhaps,” she said. “They can make you one in the back.” As I shuffled in the direction she pointed, I heard her shout, “Dead man walking!”    

When I arrived at the rear of the store, the scene was not much better. I saw two women making corsages as fast as possible. Both had Band-Aids on every finger. The trash was full of flowers ruined by blood from pricked fingers. As fast as they made one, they put it into a petite white box.    

When I asked if I could buy one, both women immediately stopped working, and looked at me as though I was the person in the elevator who farted. I was in trouble. The bigger of the two leaned forward.    

“Do you realize how many local high schools have dances tonight?” Pointing to the stacks of white cardboard boxes, “We still have to make 150 more corsages, and have them ready for pick up in one hour.”    

I fell back on my proven technique and began to cry; my lower lip quivered and tears collected in the corners of my eyes. She softened. “Oh God, not another cry baby!” she shouted. “Okay! Okay! You can have one.”    

I returned home carrying the corsage like a cat with a bird and presented it to my wife. She looked surprised and uttered those two words that every man loves to hear. “You remembered!”




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Part 3 of checklist for writing a detective screenplay

1/28/2014

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If you read my last two blogs, you saw the first eighteen steps to writing a detective screenplay for TV. The original list is too long for the blog. Here are the rest of the steps.    

19. One of the detectives uncovers (mandatory) some obscure piece of evidence that implicates the innocent looking suspect.     

20. The detectives also must discover that the innocent looking suspect is (select all that apply):  a. not a nun/ priest   b. a not virgin (don’t ask how)    c. really a closet Republican     And that (his/her) (select all that apply):   a. alibi does not check out   b. DNA/prints match the murder scene   c. library card expired.   d. driver’s license has a false date of birth and weight   e. breasts are fake   f. uses Botox   g. all of the above.    

21. The detectives go to arrest the suspect and (select all that apply):   a. forget to cover the rear door   b. do not have a warrant   c. find the door unlocked   d. discover that the suspect does not have a house alarm   e. all of the above.    

22. (Optional) If at night, the detective must drive up to the house/apartment with headlights and siren on.    

23. The detectives enter house/apartment and immediately turn on penlights (mandatory) even though the lights work or it is daylight.    

24. The suspect escapes (mandatory) by:   a. climbing out the unguarded window   b. driving through the garage door which is unguarded   c. running up stairs to the roof which is unguarded   d. running into the underground garage which is unguarded   e. taking the elevator which is unguarded and which closes just before the detectives can stop it.    

25. As the suspect escapes (he/she) (select one):   a. nearly runs over the lead characters   b. shoots and misses   c. yells, “You’ll never take me alive, copper!”    

26. The detectives arrest the suspect and interrogate him/her. They ask if he/she wants a lawyer. The suspect cracks under such a hard question and confesses (mandatory) to everything plus (select all that apply):   a. cheating on taxes   b. cheating on wife   c. cheating in college   d. cheating at cards.   e. poor acting.    

I hope that aspiring screenplay writers find this checklist useful. We can always use more unimaginative screenplays that follow a standard format. That way, if the fans miss an episode, they do not miss anything important. Good luck!


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Part 2 of checklist for writing a detective screenplay

1/27/2014

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If you read my last blog, you saw the first nine steps to writing a detective screenplay for TV. The original list is too long for the blog. Here are the next nine steps.     

10. The following records are difficult to obtain: a. tax records (IRS won’t cooperate)   b. home telephone number (telephone company wants a two year contract)   c. name of TV service provider (keeps changing)   d. password to home computer (suspects keep forgetting)    

11. (Select all that apply below):_________________ lead(s) to (pick a number) ____suspects. .   a. the evidence   b. the witnesses   c. the video tapes   d. the confidential informant   e. intuition   f. gut feeling   g. good luck      %They haul them in to interview them individually.    

12. The interview room has a one-way mirror (mandatory). The suspects have no idea that there is a one-way mirror because they never watch TV.     

13. One witness must look the most innocent (mandatory) because (he/she) is a (select all that apply):   a. nun/priest   b. virgin   c. Democrat   d. has an iron clad alibi   e. passed a polygraph test   f. passed the drug test   g. is cute    

14. Another suspect must look very guilty because (she/he) (select all that apply):   a. is a Republican   b. failed the polygraph test   c. has no alibi   d. voted for Nixon   e. looks guilty (shifty eyes, sweaty, bad hair do)   f. driver’s license expired.    

15. The detectives must show the guilty looking suspect all the evidence they have collected (mandatory) and tell the suspect all their theories on how the crime was committed. The suspect must still deny everything.      

16. All the suspects must lie (mandatory).    

17. The detectives paste pictures (mandatory) of all the suspects and list other clues on a white board.     %18. The detectives discover that for the guilty looking suspect (select all that apply):   a. the alibi checked out   b. the polygraph malfunctioned   c. the suspect had a prescription for the drugs   d. the suspect lied about voting for Nixon   e. the suspect looks cute after cleaning up   f. the (DNA/prints) do not match the crime scene evidence   g. their contract with the studio expires soon.     %This formula will work for Castle, The Mentalist, CSI, Criminal Minds, Major Crimes, Glades, and many other TV detective shows.


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Checklist for writing a detective screenplay.

1/23/2014

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In my last blog, I published a spoof on TV detective shows. Now I want to show you the 27 steps to create a TV series. It’s a little long so I will do it in thirds. (sorry) Here are the first nine steps:

It seems as though the same person writes all the crimes shows, or the writers use a standard formula. By watching a few crime shows, I have reversed engineered the formula for each show. By grouping the necessary steps common to most shows, I have developed a checklist that can be used for many, if not all, TV detective shows. Writers that are eager to break into TV screenwriting can use this checklist to write screenplays and submit them to producers.      

This formula will work for Castle, The Mentalist, CSI, Criminal Minds, Major Crimes, Glades, and many other TV detective shows.      

1. Opening scene: Episode opens with the female lead and male lead in bed at (select one):      a. her apartment     b. his apartment     c. in a hotel    

2. A cell phone rings (mandatory). One of the two must answer while the other says, “Don’t answer that!” To which the other must say, “We have to. We’re on call.”      

3. Whoever answers the phone must listen and then say, “We’ll be right there.” (Must act as if not going is an option. Must show disappointment)      

4. Optional additional statement-female lead says, “I will make it up to you.” Follow this with a coy smile. Male detective must smile.    

5. Both arrive at murder scene together. (He/she) finds a piece of evidence overlooked by 12 other CSI people and 5 other detectives.      

6. (He/she) says, “Canvas the neighborhood and see if anyone saw anything. Also, check all the security tapes within a 100-mile radius and see what comes up. Check the ATMs while you’re at it and get me a cup of coffee.” (Everyone must slap their forehead as if they had never thought of that.)      

7. The medical examiner must be a loveable character who is (pick one).     a. old     b.crippled     c. a geek         d. a good looking female     e. a genius    

8. The detectives take the evidence from the crime scene to the lab. The results come back in 30 seconds.      

9. The following  records are easy to obtain;     a. financial records     b. telephone calls (provided by NSA)         c. all e-mails for the last seven years (provided by NSA)     d. all credit card transactions (provided by NSA)          e. all tweets (provided by Twitter)     f. nude pictures from the internet (provided by Facebook)         g. photographs from all ATMs, traffic lights, and security cameras.











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How to write a detective screenplay for TV

1/21/2014

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PictureDetective shows?
I wrote this spoof about detective shows on TV. It's a little long so hang in there. You'll like it. I formatted it to fit your screen. Enjoy!

Typical hotel bedroom. Man and woman in bed making love. The woman is on top. Camera shots from six different angles. Close up on MARTHA ANDREWS’ face.

Cut to front of hotel. CHRIS ANDREWS enters, walks through lobby, takes elevator to 44th floor, walks down hallway, stops at a room, takes out a set of burglary tools and picks the lock. Opens door and walks in.

CHRIS: Martha?

MARTHA: Chris! Don’t you ever knock?

CHRIS: Martha! What is going on?

MARTHA: (jumping out of bed and pulling a sheet around herself) Don’t be stupid. You can see what is going on. Or can’t you remember?

CHRIS: Why, Martha? I love you. I will forgive you.

MARTHA: I love you too. I will always love you. I am just not in love with you.

CHRIS: What the hell does that mean?

MARTHA: I don’t know. It’s in the script. I just read the lines. I do not have to understand them.

CHRIS: Who is this guy?

MARTHA: Who? I’ll tell you who. It is a man who loves me. He loves me for who I am, not who he expects me to be. He loves me for myself. He is concerned about my emotional needs. He treats me with respect, not like some trophy wife.

CHRIS: No, I mean what is his name?

MARTHA: If you must know, he name is John.

BILL: Actually, my name is Bill. Bill Smith

CHRIS: Yeah, right.

MARTHA: Shut up Bill! Keep out of this. This is between my husband and me.

BILL: (getting out of bed) I didn’t realize you were married. Perhaps, I should go. (starts to get dressed)

MARTHA: No, stay. I’ll get rid of him.

BILL: I have to get back to work anyway.

CHRIS: Why him?

MARTHA: (starts to get dressed) He is twice the man you are.

CHRIS: That’s because he must weigh 500 pounds.

BILL: Please! I weigh 450 pounds and not a pound more.

CHRIS: How could you, Martha?

MARTHA: Well, I have to stay on top.

CHRIS: No, I mean how could you do this to me?

Martha gives Chris a quizzical look.

CHRIS: I am talking about our marriage. How could you do this to our marriage?

MARTHA: Oh. Come on! We have been married for two weeks. How long did you expect me to be faithful?

CHRIS: Longer than two weeks.

MARTHA: You should have said something.

BILL: Do the words, forsaking all others mean anything to you?

MARTHA: No. Should they?

CHRIS: They were part of our marriage vows.

MARTHA: Again, if it was in the script, I don’t have to know what it means.

BILL: How much do I owe you?

MARTHA: Two hundred. Same as last week.

BILL: Will I see you again?

MARTHA: Of course. Next week. Same time.

Bill hands Martha two one hundred dollar bills. They kiss.

BILL: See you next week.

Bill exits. Martha holds one of the bills up to the light.

MARTHA: Stop him! These bills are counterfeit!

Chris pulls out his gun and runs after Bill. He sees Bill get into an elevator but the doors close before he can stop it. Chris runs down 45 flights of stairs and exits in the basement. He then runs up one flight of stairs to the first floor. He searches the lobby frantically. He sees Bill outside getting into a car. He runs outside just as Martha pulls up in a corvette.

MARTHA: Get in!

Chris gets into the car and Martha speeds off after Bill.

CHRIS: How did you get here so fast?

MARTHA: Special effects.

CHRIS: That’s a different outfit. What’s with the mini-skirt? You usually wear pantsuits.

MARTHA: The director wants to show off my legs.

CHRIS: Well, you look fantastic. How come your hair is perfect and now you have makeup on? Where did you find the time?

MARTHA: Look! Can we hold off on the interrogation until we catch this guy? You know damn well that we shot the hotel scene yesterday. Today is the car chase scene. Besides, my contract says I have to look good. The studio has to give me six close up headshots every episode.

CHRIS: Don’t lose him.

MARTHA: You always say that. I never lose them. Now go ahead and say the other word.

CHRIS: What other word?

MARTHA: You know damn well. Every car chase scene you say it.

CHRIS: Faster?

SERIES OF SHOT—TYPICAL CAR CHASE SCENES

Cars skid around corners and run other cars off the road. More police cars join the chase. Finally, Bill’s car crashes—flipping over a dozen times and exploding in flames. Bill emerges unhurt with his hands up. The police are so ticked they shoot him anyway.

CHRIS: (removes Bill’s wallet) Let’s see who this guy really is. (opens wallet) His driver’s license says his name is Bill Smith.

MARTHA: What the...? Wait a minute. (takes out the hundred dollar bills and holds them up to the light) I guess the joke on me. These bills aren’t phony after all. My bad.

Chris takes out his service pistol and points it at Martha.

MARTHA: What are you doing? What’s going on?

CHRIS: Come on Martha. You have been around long enough to know that when the studio does not renew your contract, the writers write you out of the series. You contract expires next week.

MARTHA: Don’t do it, Chris. If we stick together, we can both get better contracts.

CHRIS: Too late. I already signed my new contract. I get a bedroom scene and eight close up headshots in every episode. Goodbye, Martha. It’s been great working with you.

MARTHA: Wait! The studio will never find a replacement for my character by next episode.

CHRIS: They have already. You remember that young woman that we hired as an intern two episodes ago?

MARTHA: You mean that 20 something with the silicone breasts?

CHRIS: Uh, yeah, that one. In the next episode she is promoted to detective first class and takes your place.

MARTHA: No! If you shoot me, I will never work with you again. Do you know what that means?

CHRIS: Sorry, Darling, but it’s in the script. I don’t have to know what it means.

Chris shoots Martha three times. He walks over to her body and shoots her in the head for good measure.

The End








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Qualities to look for in a significant other

1/19/2014

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I have been working on a crime novel that has morphed into a romance novel. It is about a couple falling in love and looking for a long-term relationship. They are looking for qualities that make for a good partner. I believe there are some qualities that at least one partner must possess for a happy relationship. One of the partners in a couple must:    

1. Be a good cook. Many things like beauty and sex are short term, but a couple must eat for a lifetime. Going out to eat can be expensive. In a happy marriage, one partner must be a good cook.    

2. Not be afraid of spiders. Can you imagine a relationship where both people are afraid of spiders? Who you gona call?    

3. Have a good sense of direction. They will save countless hours from being lost and driving in circles. It will also cut down on the number of arguments.    

4. Have sharp senses. One partner must be able to smell, taste, hear, and see very well. One partner does not need all of these senses, but between two people all senses need to be included. That will stop fires from starting, alarms going off and eating bad food.    

5. Be a good speller. One person in the relation must have good spelling and grammar. It will save them from many embarrassing mistakes.    

6. Be good with numbers and math. That partner will handle the checkbook and budget.       

7. Have a good memory for names of relatives and important dates. That partner will keep track of all the birthdays and anniversaries as well as who is married to whom.    

8. Be handy around the house, a DIY type of person. Two helpless people will be at the mercy of contractors and repairpersons.    

9. Have patience. Two impatient people will drive each other nuts.    

10. Have a good sense of color coordination. They will also prevent embarrassing situations in fashion and decorating.




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Bridge-Gate and Justin Bieber

1/17/2014

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Bridge-Gate is still in the news. Now the former appointee of Governor #Christie, David #Wildstein, who directed the lane closures, says he will testify IF granted immunity. Yeah right! The smoking e-mail was in his hands. I say no dice. At least he had the balls to resign when it was clear that he was involved. #Bridget Anne Kelly, Christie’s Deputy Chief of Staff, didn’t have enough balls (Oh, oh - sexist remark? Never mind.) to resign and even lied to Christie about her involvement. There is no offer on the table. #New Jersey voters are familiar with the Mafia. For an analogy, Kelly was the mob boss (or maybe Christie?) who ordered the hit (traffic jam) on the bridge. Wildstein was the Lieutenant who took the contract and passed it on to hit men for execution. The hit men will say in their defense that they were merely following orders. There are unanswered questions: was Christie involved; was there a climate that permitted this vindictive behavior; who else is involved? Is finding the answers enough for immunity? Maybe? I think (hope) that Wildstein’s employment opportunities are limited for the near future anyway.      

A neighbor has accused #Justin Bieber of throwing eggs at his house, causing thousands of dollars in damage. Damages over $400 are a felony. A dozen #Los Angeles County sheriff's deputies arrived at Justin’s home Tuesday morning to investigate. Why so many deputies to investigate vandalism you might ask? We know how that went down. A dispatcher announced that he needed a couple of volunteers to go to Justin Bieber’s house to investigate vandalism. They did arrest a rapper by the name of Lil Za and charged him (her?) with possession of narcotics. We know how that went down too. I think that when the deputies arrived, Justin handed Za the drugs and said, “Here, hold this for me.” Apparently, another neighbor and his daughter watched Justin pelted the home with eggs. It will be interesting to see how Justin gets out of this incident. Rest assured, he will. He had announced earlier that he was retiring. A man has to have a hobby when he retires. I am not sure that throwing eggs is the right choice for Bieber.


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Wrong airport,  right space station & shooting in Tampa

1/15/2014

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A #Southwest Airlines plane landed at the wrong airport this week. It was supposed to land at #Branson Airport in Missouri, but instead landed at another airport seven miles away. It is unknown at this time if the pilots will evoke the Asoh Defense. The Asoh Defense is named after a Japanese pilot who landed in the water in #San Francisco Bay, missing the airport by two and a half miles (better than seven miles). When asked by the #NTSB why he missed the runway, Captain Asoh replied, "As you Americans say, I f**ked up." (Only without the asterisks)      

The #Cygnus supply ship, a privately owned spacecraft, docked with the #International Space Station on Sunday morning. The ship carried 3,000 pounds of equipment and Christmas presents. #FedEx and #UPS were not available for comment now that they are not the only delivery companies making late deliveries for Christmas.    

A retired police captain in Tampa shot and killed a man who was texting in a movie theater. Apparently, there is no truth to the rumor that the NRA claimed that this was an example of how a good man with a gun will stop a bad man from texting in a movie theater.      

Spoiler alert! Dennis #Rodman is back in the USA.


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Chris Christie's leadership in the Bridge-Gate scandal.

1/13/2014

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Governor Chris #Christie is reeling from the Bridge-Gate scandal. He had previously said that his staff had nothing to do with it. Later, documents revealed that his staff did know and were the cause of it. Christie had a few heads rolling. He still maintains the he had no personal knowledge or involvement in the in the lane closures. He fired Deputy Chief of Staff Bridget Anne Kelly, because she lied to him, not because she intentionally instigated the traffic jam in a vindictive fit. I think people want to believe Christie. Investigators are now looking at the environment on Christie’s staff that allowed this behavior to take place.

I wrote about the working environment in my e-book, Leadership for New Managers: Book Two, http://smashwords.com/b/300090. I wrote that there are two aspects involved: climate and culture. Leaders shape the climate and culture in which they and their staffs interact.      

Here is what I wrote about climate:“Climate is how members feel about the organization and comes from shared perceptions and attitudes about the organization’s daily functioning. Climate affects motivation and the trust associates feel for their team and leader/managers. Climate is generally a short-term experience, depending upon a network of personalities within the organization that changes as people come and go. One of the leader’s primary responsibilities is to maintain an ethical climate that supports development of character. When an organization’s ethical climate nurtures ethical behavior, people will think, feel, and act ethically. They will internalize the aspects of sound character.”    

Here is what I wrote about the culture: “Culture is a longer lasting and more complex set of shared expectations than climate. While climate is a reflection of how people think and feel about their organization now, culture consists of the shared attitudes, values, goals, and practices that characterize the larger organization over time. It is deeply rooted in long-held beliefs and customs. Leader/managers establish a climate consistent with the culture of the institution. They use the culture to let members of the organization know they are part of something bigger than just they are.”    

I think in this case, the climate is at issue. If the climate was one where vindictive behavior was allowed and even encouraged, then Christie is responsible for that and that might end his political aspirations. If it was an isolated incident, then he has to repair the climate and environment.     

 New York City Mayor Bill #de Blasio now has his own scandal. He was photographed eating a pizza with a knife and fork. That is not as bad as the Toronto Mayor Rob Ford smoking a bong, but for New Yorker it is very serious. New Yorkers believe pizza should be folded and eaten with the hands.




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Saturday Night Live's hiring practices

1/11/2014

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You have probably heard by now that Saturday Night Live has hired a female African-American. The media criticized #SNL recently for a lack of diversity. Now they have hired Sasheer Zamata to fill that role. Apparently, there is no truth to the rumor that they really wanted a gay, black female, single parent of the Jewish faith. I guess no one is perfect. We can only hope that she is also left handed. The criticism started when the two African-American male cast members, refused to shave their legs to portray black women. It is unknown if they were okay with portraying white women.      

When I was unemployed, I was in a networking group run by the Department of Labor. The leader of the group would sometime say that employers couldn’t discriminate in hiring practices based on race, sex, age, religion, or handicap. That’s a bunch of crap. Most state and federal agencies are exempt from those laws. You don’t see any male #Hooter’s waitresses or female #Chippendale dancers. I applied to Chippendale. They rejected me because of my weight (300+ pounds), and because I couldn’t dance. Did I mention that I’m also handicapped? Talk about discrimination. They recommended I try for a job as a Clydesdale. I had better luck with Chips Ahoy but turned down their offer. They didn’t pay much, but it was all the cookies you could eat.     SNL may have discriminated in hiring Zamata. Duh! Do you think?     %A New Jersey man is suing the #NFL for pricing the average fan out of tickets for the Super Bowl.     %He said that the NFL made only 1% of all tickets available to the public at face value. He is seeking millions of dollars in damages. Spoiler alert! We call that capitalism or the law of supply and demand or free enterprise. Guess what? Most consumers are also priced out of leer jets and mansions.


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