Here they are:
You thought causal Friday was clothing optional.
Your boss just discovered that funny video of you drunk and falling into a wedding cake.
HR discovered that you didn’t actually graduate form Trump University.
The boss’ secretary showed HR the sext message you sent her.
You asked the boss for a date.
You brought your AK47 to work.
You won’t use the same drug dealer that the rest of the office uses.
You used the copy machine for pornography without permission.
HR discovered that hilarious video of the office party you posted on YouTube.
You showed too much interest in the boss’ son/daughter
You said the boss’ idea was stupid.
Of course, you may never know the truth. All you can do is to give your very best effort and kiss up to the boss.