I was taking a shower the other day when I ran out of shampoo. I reached for my wife’s shampoo and read the label. The label had a long list of ingredients that weren’t contained in that product. I never heard of any of them. I’m now convinced that they were made up. As a public service, with apologies to Lewis Carroll, I will now list all the ingredients that aren’t contained in this blog.
This blog doesn’t contain any brillig, slithy toves, gyre, gimble, wabe, mimsy, borogoves, momes, raths, outgrabe, jabberwocks, jubjub birds, frumious bandersnatches, vorpals, manxomes, tumtum trees, uffish, tulgey wood, burbles, snicker-snacks (okay, maybe a couple), galumphing backs, calloohs, or callays.
It might contain a small amount of humor, some wit and a drop of sarcasm. You be the judge. Enjoy.