It’s official now -- the F-word, or least that variation of it that ends in “er” is a racist word and politically correct and/or sensitive people can no longer use it.
In a recent research study, an ethnic group called the F*#%ers has been identified. Genealogists were surprised that this ethnic group survived so long without recognition as a distinct ethnic family. Apparently, they have existed in plain sight for centuries all over the world. They blend in well since they are not of any distinct color or do they have any distinguishing features. There are Mother F*#%ers, Father F*#%ers, Little F*#%ers, and even Stupid F*#%ers. The Stupid Mother F*#%er, a much rarer variation, also exists.
Many live and work in Washington D. C., but researchers found them in most state capitals. Many elected officials are F*#%ers. A disproportional number work for the DMV in most states. They seem to be attracted to jobs that require a great deal of red tape and bureaucracy. They are well suited for managerial positions. Few people will acknowledge they belong to the ethnic group, but there is no doubt that they are F*#%ers.
One researcher, who asked not to be identified for fear he might turn out to be a F*#%er, said he is happy that the work to identify all the F*#%ers can now begin, because many of the F*#%ers don’t know they belong to the ethnic group of F*#%ers.
We welcome this latest ethnic group and wish them well. In all fairness, it would not be correct to label someone as a F*#%er until the genealogists complete their work. However, many F*#%ers are self-evident by their life style. Research will confirm this one way or another.
PS. during my research, one of the genealogists checked my DNA, and it turns out that I am a F*#%er too. What a surprise. Who knew?