- I resolve to wear pants when I participate in a Zoom meeting, especially while drinking hot coffee.
- I resolve to wear sweats whenever I’m in the same room as the camera on my computer.
- I resolve to remove the lipstick from my mask before I return home.
- I resolve to let my wife back inside the house as soon as this pandemic is over.
- I resolve to change masks as often as my underwear or every month, whichever comes soonest.
- I resolve to double check to ensure I arrive home with the same spouse and kids that I left with.
- I resolve to practice social distancing: 6 feet from friends, 12 feet from strangers, 18 feet from in-laws, and 10 miles from work.
- I resolve to stop using plastic bags as masks.
- I resolve to change my underwear once a month whether I need to or not.
- I resolve to shower once a month whether I need to or not.
So, happy New Year and may 2021 be safe and fruitful for you and yours. --Monte