I have posted a similar article on brains as a public service. I thought I should do the same for asses or butts. There are many misconceptions about the ass, such as:
Ass Hole. This is a phrase used to insult someone. This is used to indicate someone who is a jerk. It should not be confused with an actual ass hole or butt hole which is where people place suppositories for constipation or hemorrhoids.
Kiss my ass. This is another phrase used to insult someone. Of course, it is entirely possible. It should not be confused with ass kisser.
Ass kisser/kiss ass. Usually used toward someone who gets promoted for no apparent reason.
Jackass. This is another insult. It should never be used around people named Jack.
Dumb ass. This is another insult. Technically not possible since asses have no brains. No brains is what makes an ass dumb to begin with.
Drag ass. Not usually an insult. It usually means tired unless it is used to force someone into court or a hospital.
Lazy ass. This is another insult. It’s the opposite of drag ass but not in a good sense.
Kick ass. It means to defeat an opponent in a game or event.
Head up your ass. This is another insult but technically impossible unless you’re a politician.
Ass chewing. This is a real thing but not as indicated. It means to be scolded by your boss or spouse.
Asinine (stupid). This word should never be confused with asses. Sometimes a stupid ass might be asinine, but it is a separate word.
Butt heads. This usually means to have a confrontation unless you’re a professional fighter or just in a physical fight with someone.
Head butt. This is the proper term to use to mean physically smashing your head into someone.
Half assed/half ass. This term is also technically not correct. People can’t live with just half an ass. It means to do something incorrectly or just sloppy.
Bad ass. This term was once considered an insult but has evolved to be a compliment. It means to intimidating.
Big ass. This term was once considered an insult but has evolved into a compliment. Big asses are all the rage now days.
I hope this clears up some misconceptions about the ass or butt. Try not to over think this.
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Ass Hole. This is a phrase used to insult someone. This is used to indicate someone who is a jerk. It should not be confused with an actual ass hole or butt hole which is where people place suppositories for constipation or hemorrhoids.
Kiss my ass. This is another phrase used to insult someone. Of course, it is entirely possible. It should not be confused with ass kisser.
Ass kisser/kiss ass. Usually used toward someone who gets promoted for no apparent reason.
Jackass. This is another insult. It should never be used around people named Jack.
Dumb ass. This is another insult. Technically not possible since asses have no brains. No brains is what makes an ass dumb to begin with.
Drag ass. Not usually an insult. It usually means tired unless it is used to force someone into court or a hospital.
Lazy ass. This is another insult. It’s the opposite of drag ass but not in a good sense.
Kick ass. It means to defeat an opponent in a game or event.
Head up your ass. This is another insult but technically impossible unless you’re a politician.
Ass chewing. This is a real thing but not as indicated. It means to be scolded by your boss or spouse.
Asinine (stupid). This word should never be confused with asses. Sometimes a stupid ass might be asinine, but it is a separate word.
Butt heads. This usually means to have a confrontation unless you’re a professional fighter or just in a physical fight with someone.
Head butt. This is the proper term to use to mean physically smashing your head into someone.
Half assed/half ass. This term is also technically not correct. People can’t live with just half an ass. It means to do something incorrectly or just sloppy.
Bad ass. This term was once considered an insult but has evolved to be a compliment. It means to intimidating.
Big ass. This term was once considered an insult but has evolved into a compliment. Big asses are all the rage now days.
I hope this clears up some misconceptions about the ass or butt. Try not to over think this.
For e-books by me, visit http://smashwords.com/profile/view/monteranderson or Amazon.com. Follow me on Twitter at http://twitter.com/monteranderson
Follow my blog at http://monteranderson-author.com or http://monteranderson.wordpress.com
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