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August 16th, 2021

8/16/2021

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Sensitivity Training for Governor Andrew Cuomo? Maybe.
 
It has been reported that Governor Cuomo underwent Sensitivity Training at one point during his tenor. I’ve been able to obtain a copy of the curriculum from an unreliable and questionable source. The program was called Bogus and Unauthentic Legalized Larceny and Spurious Hypocritical Intense Therapy (BULL SH*T) and was used is used through the country to help politicians keep their reputations and office. This intense therapy was intended to last for one week. Below is a copy of the curriculum. Enjoy!
 
Sunday Optional Mixer
Join us in a mixer for all attendees Sunday night at 7 PM until? Meet the instructors and fellow politicians who have fallen from grace. Open bar and free #marijuana tasting (not yet available in all states).
 
Monday SessionJoin us in a mixer for all attendees Sunday night at 7 PM until? Meet the instructors and fellow politicians who have fallen from grace. Open bar and free #marijuana tasting (not yet available in all states).
Tuesdays Session
Political Ethics—A Thing of the Past? With special guest instructor ex-President Donald #Trump and Ex-Republican nominee for Senate in Alabama, Roy Moore.
 
Wednesday Sessions
Cheating on your wife 101. Learn how to hide the truth from your current wife. With special guest instructor ex-President Donald Trump. Learn how to hide illegitimate children from expert Arnold #Schwarzenegger, ex-Governor of California.
 
Thursday Session
How to Lie to Congress and Grand Juries. Panel discussion with Trump's ex-lawyer Michael Cohen and Trump’s former campaign chairman Paul Manafort.
 
Friday Sessions
Yes, You Can Be Re-instated. Instructor--# Rudolph W. Giuliani.
Afternoon Session--How to Publicly Apologize and Look Sincere. Enjoy a panel discussion with panelists Roseanne Barr, Kevin Spacey and #Bill Clinton.
 
Closing Ceremony: Graduation ceremony for those who have not dropped out of the program, not under a gag order or indicted.
 
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    Monte is the author of several  e-books on Amazon and smashwords.com


    Buy Monte's e-books:
    The Throuple Private Eye--Business is Booming.
    ​​The Throuple Private Eye--Hate Crimes
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    A Head for Murder
    The Register cliff Rapist
    The Clone Murders,
    Archimedes of Syracuse: Leonardo da Vinci's Mentor,
    Leadership for New Managers: Book Two

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    Angels and Gargoyles

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