It has been reported that Governor Cuomo underwent Sensitivity Training at one point during his tenor. I’ve been able to obtain a copy of the curriculum from an unreliable and questionable source. The program was called Bogus and Unauthentic Legalized Larceny and Spurious Hypocritical Intense Therapy (BULL SH*T) and was used is used through the country to help politicians keep their reputations and office. This intense therapy was intended to last for one week. Below is a copy of the curriculum. Enjoy!
Sunday Optional Mixer
Join us in a mixer for all attendees Sunday night at 7 PM until? Meet the instructors and fellow politicians who have fallen from grace. Open bar and free #marijuana tasting (not yet available in all states).
Monday SessionJoin us in a mixer for all attendees Sunday night at 7 PM until? Meet the instructors and fellow politicians who have fallen from grace. Open bar and free #marijuana tasting (not yet available in all states).
Political Ethics—A Thing of the Past? With special guest instructor ex-President Donald #Trump and Ex-Republican nominee for Senate in Alabama, Roy Moore.
Cheating on your wife 101. Learn how to hide the truth from your current wife. With special guest instructor ex-President Donald Trump. Learn how to hide illegitimate children from expert Arnold #Schwarzenegger, ex-Governor of California.
How to Lie to Congress and Grand Juries. Panel discussion with Trump's ex-lawyer Michael Cohen and Trump’s former campaign chairman Paul Manafort.
Yes, You Can Be Re-instated. Instructor--# Rudolph W. Giuliani.
Afternoon Session--How to Publicly Apologize and Look Sincere. Enjoy a panel discussion with panelists Roseanne Barr, Kevin Spacey and #Bill Clinton.
Closing Ceremony: Graduation ceremony for those who have not dropped out of the program, not under a gag order or indicted.