It came as no surprise when the #UniversityofTexas at #Austin reported 100 brains missing. It only confirmed what most people thought of Texas. Apparently, there is no truth to the myth that the U of Texas coined the phrase, “A no brainer.” A school official suggested that it may have been undergraduates in search of a brain. Authorities believe that the number of missing brains is underreported since people without a brain are too stupid to report that their brain is missing. It also doesn’t include all the people who are missing half a brain. Many brainless graduates end up in #politics, practicing law or joining the #NRA. It is believed that #RickPerry and #TedCruz, are among those reporting that their brains are missing. It has long been suspected that ex-presidents, George H. W. #Bush and George W. Bush are missing half, if not all, of their brains. If you’re from Texas, you better take inventory.
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