1. Reruns of their favorite TV shows like Hawaii Five-O, Gilligan’s Island, Baywatch, Fantasy Island, Kung Fu (I know – not filmed in Hawaii) , and Magnum, P.I.
2. President #Obama’s birth certificate.
3. Good sushi. For some reason, Japan has cut off the supply of sushi to China.
4. American wives who haven’t been indoctrinated with the Party line.
5. Sumo wrestlers who can defeat the Japanese. The Chinese will then propose that #Japan and China settle their territorial disputes with a sumo wrestling match.
6. Real estate in Hawaii. They will then propose that #Taiwan move there.
7. A buyer for #Hong Kong. The city is a thorn in the side of China.
8. The person who stole the recipe for chop suey, a national treasure of China.
9. Dennis #Rodman. They want to steal him from North Korea. They will make him an offer he can’t refuse.
10. The perfect wave for surfing. People are not allowed to surf in China, because they tend to defect to Japan.