Dead Ringer—A Short Short Story

The investigating officers found the victim’s wife’s cellphone at the murder scene. The phone still displayed the last text message. Below is what they saw: 
  
UNKNOWN CALLER: Hey, you awake?     4:05 AM  
 
VICTIM’S WIFE: I am now. Wait 1 while I move 2 BR. Ok. Back. Didn’t want 2 wake husband. It’s 4 am. WTF?    4:06 AM 
   
UNKNOWN CALLER: Sorry. Couldn’t sleep. Thinking of u. Do u still want 2 kill husband?                                4:07AM                                                                 
VICTIM’S WIFE: Yes. How?                        4:07 AM  
  
UNKNOWN CALLER: Get hammer out of toolbox & use that. Hit head. Less mess.     4:07 AM 
   
VICTIM’S WIFE: OK. ...Done. Now what?                                               4:18 AM  
 
UNKNOWN CALLER: B rt over. We drag body to ft of stairs. Make it look like he fell down stairs and smashed head.                                                                                  4:18 AM    

VICTIM’S WIFE: Bob, we don’t have stairs.                                          4:18 AM. 
   
UNKNOWN CALLER: Bob? Who’s Bob? Wait... Is this Karen at 555-2134  4:19 AM. 
   
VICTIM’S WIFE: No...I’m Sue.                                                            4:19 AM
    
UNKNOWN CALLER: Sorry. Wrong #. bye.                                           4:20 AM.
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