I read with interest an article on my Lifestyle newsfeed by Brittany Wong in Lifestyle “If You Can't Answer These Questions About Your Partner, You're In Trouble” She mentioned monogamy, feelings, sex drive, love, couples’ therapy and future goals – you know all the usual bull. As a community service, I will now tell you the real things you should know about your partner ASAP:
1. Their favorite recreational drug.
2. Will they cover for you with a good alibi?
3. Their safe word.
4. Their first name.
5. Their parole officer’s name.
6. Their exes’ names.
7. The names of their biological children
8. Their Face Book password (Tinder password too).
If you don’t know the answer to these questions, you’re in trouble.
1. Their favorite recreational drug.
2. Will they cover for you with a good alibi?
3. Their safe word.
4. Their first name.
5. Their parole officer’s name.
6. Their exes’ names.
7. The names of their biological children
8. Their Face Book password (Tinder password too).
If you don’t know the answer to these questions, you’re in trouble.
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