“I want to publically apologize to the voters for getting myself caught in a misdeed. I especially want to apologize to my wife and family who have supported me and helped me cover up my flaws for years. In the future, I will make sure there are no witnesses around when I misbehave. I am planning to undergo a period of intense therapy on the golf course and in the privacy of my home. Thank you for being stupid enough to put me in office in the first place.”
I recommend all politicians memorize this or at least carry a copy in their wallet. Nearly 20 women publicly accused Filner. It was difficult to find a woman in San Diego who knew Filner and who wasn’t groped or kissed by him. His accusers included a retired Navy rear admiral, a university dean and a great-grandmother.
I read in The Week magazine that a Tennessee lawyer is suing #Apple. He claims that Apple failed to warn him that online porn might give him unrealistic expectations for sex. Duh! We all have unrealistic expectations for sex. Apparently, the law school that he attended does not want their name revealed. That started me thinking that I should provide some warnings with my blog. Here goes:
WARNING! Reading this blog may cause laughter which might result in a pulled stomach muscles, injured funny bones, coffee or milk to pour from the nose, and self-inflicted wounds caused by slapping knees or foreheads.
WARNING! Reading blogs may cause eyestrain, deep thoughts (rarely), raised eyebrows, furrowing of the forehead, gnashing of teeth, and shaking of the head.
If you think you have any of these symptoms, return to my blog the next day for another dose.
CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED.
#Go Army beat Navy.