I’m sure that somewhere in this world there’re some people who eagerly want to hear what their pigs have to say. You can bet for pig farmers it won’t be nice. For those who have pigs as pets, (I’m talking about real pigs not husbands here.) it will probably be good. I, for one, can wait to find out what pigs think of us. It’s like explaining the difference between “being committed” and being “involved”. It’s like bacon and eggs; the chicken is involved, but the pig is committed.
We can only hope that Copenhagen will publish a translation book for wives, so they’ll understand us men better. Maybe there needs to be a book for men, so we can communicate better with our wives. We can only hope.