Fart Filters? I am about 2,000 words behind in the National Novel Writing Month Contest. I am writing an historical novel based on the Maccebees from the Old Testament. I will be brief today.
The November 25 issue of New York magazine had an article about several heists involving food. These included 140,000 lbs. of walnuts in November in California; 26,000 lbs. of frozen chicken wings in January in Georgia; $75,000 worth of Campbell’s soup in Florida; 195 bottles of bourbon in October in Kentucky; 3,000 cartons of hamburger patties in April in New Jersey; and 42,000 lbs. of Muenster cheese in March in Wisconsin. Duh! Come on people. It’s a potluck BBQ! Just connect the opposite points; where they intersect is the location of the BBQ. Bring buns if you are coming - we forgot them. (Oh, and ice)
The #FAA is going to allow passengers to use their cell phones while airplanes are in flight. I hope that does not include pilots.
#Psychic Sylvia Browne died. I guess she predicted that.
I saw an article on CNN about a UK company that is making underwear that filters out farts. The product is called Shreddies. Sometimes when you hear about a new innovation, you just know it is
something that you need.
The #WillisBuilding in Chicago challenged the #OneWorldTradeCenter in New York City about whose was bigger. One World Trade Center won out. I guess size does matter.
For more humor, see my e-book, Monte's Shorts, http://smashwords.com/b/214041.
The November 25 issue of New York magazine had an article about several heists involving food. These included 140,000 lbs. of walnuts in November in California; 26,000 lbs. of frozen chicken wings in January in Georgia; $75,000 worth of Campbell’s soup in Florida; 195 bottles of bourbon in October in Kentucky; 3,000 cartons of hamburger patties in April in New Jersey; and 42,000 lbs. of Muenster cheese in March in Wisconsin. Duh! Come on people. It’s a potluck BBQ! Just connect the opposite points; where they intersect is the location of the BBQ. Bring buns if you are coming - we forgot them. (Oh, and ice)
The #FAA is going to allow passengers to use their cell phones while airplanes are in flight. I hope that does not include pilots.
#Psychic Sylvia Browne died. I guess she predicted that.
I saw an article on CNN about a UK company that is making underwear that filters out farts. The product is called Shreddies. Sometimes when you hear about a new innovation, you just know it is
something that you need.
The #WillisBuilding in Chicago challenged the #OneWorldTradeCenter in New York City about whose was bigger. One World Trade Center won out. I guess size does matter.
For more humor, see my e-book, Monte's Shorts, http://smashwords.com/b/214041.
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