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Guidance for pot farmers

2/21/2014

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I recently posted rules for robbers. There were several incident of sheer stupidity committed by careless robbers. It appears that robbers are not the only stupid criminals. Police in #Modesto, CA received a 911 call from a man who reported that a nearby house was on fire. That turned out to be false. Later he called again to report intruders were in his home - also false. The man then asked a neighbor to call for him to report two women hostages in his home. Later, he claimed that a man had been shot. The police responded to every call. Finally, police searched the man’s home and found an illegal marijuana garden. Police arrested the man and charged him with growing #marijuana and making false reports. Police think that he was under the influence of drugs or alcohol. Duh! Do you think? Apparently, there is no truth to the rumor that the police had to wear masks as they entered the home. That rumor was a residual from a Justin Bieber incident. Obviously, pot growers in #California need help. If you are going to consume what you grow, do so responsibly. Here are my rules for smoking what you’re growing:    

1. Do not use a cellphone while smoking pot. That goes for landlines and computers too. Especially, do not take selfies with your pot plants and post them on Instagram or Facebook   

2. Do not ask someone to call 911 while you are higher than a kite.    

3. When you are high, do not confess to a crime while calling 911.    

4. Do not invite the police into your home to see your marijuana garden.    

5. If you can resist, do not smoke your profits away.    

6. Do have a designated and sober lookout while you're smoking pot.    

7. Do remember that when police come to your door, pot smoke is probable cause to search your home.    

8 Remember that pot smoke does not mean your home is on fire – usually. Do keep a fire extinguisher handy.    

9. Do not grow pot in your home. Your neighbor’s home is okay. Do not use that empty lot behind the police station.    

10. Do not try to sell pot to the police when they break down your door. A free sample might be okay.


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