1. Do not use a cellphone while smoking pot. That goes for landlines and computers too. Especially, do not take selfies with your pot plants and post them on Instagram or Facebook
2. Do not ask someone to call 911 while you are higher than a kite.
3. When you are high, do not confess to a crime while calling 911.
4. Do not invite the police into your home to see your marijuana garden.
5. If you can resist, do not smoke your profits away.
6. Do have a designated and sober lookout while you're smoking pot.
7. Do remember that when police come to your door, pot smoke is probable cause to search your home.
8 Remember that pot smoke does not mean your home is on fire – usually. Do keep a fire extinguisher handy.
9. Do not grow pot in your home. Your neighbor’s home is okay. Do not use that empty lot behind the police station.
10. Do not try to sell pot to the police when they break down your door. A free sample might be okay.