I am not in favor of smoking anything, legal or otherwise. Until we pass a Stupidity Law (check my archives for details), some people need help. Here are some guidelines for marijuana users:
1. You must know if marijuana is legal in your state. Ignorance is no excuse even if you are high.
2. The police are not responsible for quality control. Do not complain to the police
3. When you visit a police station, do not carry your stash with you. That’s a no-no.
4. If you don’t like the quality of your pot, pay your drug dealer with counterfeit money.
5. Remember in Texas you can carry a gun in the open, but that does not apply to marijuana.
This has been a public service announcement.
California Fish and Wildlife officials captured a 4-foot crocodile at a shopping mall in Roseville, CA. There was no truth to that rumor that the croc was shopping for people shoes