Pot smokers in Texas need help. Of course, Texas is not the brightest star on the flag. Police in East Texas have arrested a woman after she complained about the quality of the marijuana she had purchased. When police asked if she still had the marijuana, she pulled a small amount of marijuana from her bra. Smooth move! Police charged her with possession of drug paraphernalia. Okay, people. Marijuana is legal in only two states: Colorado and Washington. Medical marijuana is legal in 20 states and Washington D.C. Unfortunately, Texas is not one of them. A list of states that legalized marijuana can be found at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legality_of_cannabis_by_U.S._state.
I am not in favor of smoking anything, legal or otherwise. Until we pass a Stupidity Law (check my archives for details), some people need help. Here are some guidelines for marijuana users:
1. You must know if marijuana is legal in your state. Ignorance is no excuse even if you are high.
2. The police are not responsible for quality control. Do not complain to the police
3. When you visit a police station, do not carry your stash with you. That’s a no-no.
4. If you don’t like the quality of your pot, pay your drug dealer with counterfeit money.
5. Remember in Texas you can carry a gun in the open, but that does not apply to marijuana.
This has been a public service announcement.
California Fish and Wildlife officials captured a 4-foot crocodile at a shopping mall in Roseville, CA. There was no truth to that rumor that the croc was shopping for people shoes
I am not in favor of smoking anything, legal or otherwise. Until we pass a Stupidity Law (check my archives for details), some people need help. Here are some guidelines for marijuana users:
1. You must know if marijuana is legal in your state. Ignorance is no excuse even if you are high.
2. The police are not responsible for quality control. Do not complain to the police
3. When you visit a police station, do not carry your stash with you. That’s a no-no.
4. If you don’t like the quality of your pot, pay your drug dealer with counterfeit money.
5. Remember in Texas you can carry a gun in the open, but that does not apply to marijuana.
This has been a public service announcement.
California Fish and Wildlife officials captured a 4-foot crocodile at a shopping mall in Roseville, CA. There was no truth to that rumor that the croc was shopping for people shoes
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