Wyoming: If you thought #Nebraska was a great movie, you’ll love #Wyoming. This is the story of a young politician, Dick #Chaney, who wanders aimlessly across Wyoming to become the Secretary of Defense.
Transgender: You’ve seen the movies: The #Transformers, The Transporter and Lost in Translation. Now watch for Transgender. Self-explanatory.
Ex-Men: The hilarious adventures of five guys who married and then divorced the same woman. I envision this as another Leaving Las Vegas and a male version of the #Real Housewives of Orange County. These guys bicker and whine about everything but agree that their ex is a total bitch.
Rhode Island Boys: The biopic movie would follow the career of the famous singing group from Rhode Island. Does anyone know any famous singing groups from Rhode Island? I got nothing.
XXX Women: Forget the #X-Men and the Ex-Men, watch the XXX-Women. No further description is needed.
Godzilla Meets Paul Bunyan: It’s high time that Paul Bunyan and Babe the Blue Ox get their own movie. I think Babe the Blue Ox can take the Godzilla in a fair match (no fire). Paul, with his mighty axe, would make short work of Godzilla.
Next is list of my teleplays as WIP:
Green is the New Orange: I’m pitching this TV series as a sequel to #Orange is the New Black. The film would be recycled after every showing. I plan to use only organically grown actors and extras. The script will be written on biodegradable paper made from rags that were made from real paper.
Game of Toilets: This would be a spin off from #The Game of Thrones. It picks up when everything goes down the tubes. It will be a fictional account of a bunch of royals who think their crap smells sweeter than anyone else’s crap.
The following TV shows are basically unscripted:
Fifty Shades of Camouflage: I’m pitching this as a game show on TV. Think #Duck Dynasty meets #Survivor. Professional soldiers camouflage and hide in the jungle. Contestants have to find them. To add to the challenge, the jungle is laced with mines and booby traps and the soldiers shoot real bullets – lots of laughs.
Fifty Varieties of Grey: This reality show is based on the #greyhound bred of dogs. It follows a number of retired racing dogs and some that are still racing. The greyhounds run, sleep, pout, sleep, whine, sleep, eat and sleep. Did I mention that they sleep? The interactions create endless drama. I know because I had two greyhounds. They make great pets.
Fifty Variations of Grey: This reality show takes place in a nursing home. The residents sleep, pout, sleep, whine, sleep, eat, sleep and watch TV. Did I mention that they sleep? The interactions create endless drama. There is bickering, revenge, emotional episodes and even romance.
The Expandables: This reality show would be similar to #The Biggest Loser except in reverse. The show takes ten skinny people who try to eat in as many restaurants as possible to see who can gain the most weight in a month. Each show would take place in a different major city like New York City, Chicago and Los Angeles.
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