that seems to be so popular now with politicians who misbehave. The program
known as Bogus and Unauthentic Legalized Larceny and Spurious Hypocritical
Intense Therapy (BULL SH*T) is used through the US to help politicians keep
their elected position. Below is a copy of the curriculum.
This intense therapy is intended to last for two weeks. The last week is a self-paced on-line session that attendees may complete in the comfort of their home. There are three tracks. Attendees must all attend the sessions on Monday and Friday and then one session per day for Tuesday through Thursday. Attendees may take the sessions in one track or may take one session from each track. The three tracks are Drug Users and Alcoholics, Sexual Perverts and Harassers, Racists, and Homophobes.
Sunday Optional Mixer. Join us in a mixer for all attendees Sunday night at 7 PM until ? Meet the instructors and fellow politicians who have fallen from grace. Open bar and free #marijuana tasting (not yet available in all states).
All Tracks: Mandatory session: How to Hold a Press Conference. Learn how to deny charges without using the telltale signs for lying. Learn how to say “intense therapy” with a straight face. Learn how to pronounce new words like “paparazzi”. Panel discussion with panelists #BobFilner, #AnthonyWeiner, #EliotSpitzer, #AlexBaldwin, #RobFord, and #ArnoldSchwarzenegger.
Drug Users and Alcoholics: Alcoholism 101. Learn the signs of #alcoholism and how to hide them. Learn how to avoid being videotaped while smoking #cocaine and being totally blasted. Learn how to pat down people for hidden cameras and microphones while hugging them. Instructor –Rob Ford, Mayor of #Toronto
Sexual Perverts and Harassers: Let No Woman’s Body Escape Your Eye – Deny-Deny-Deny.
Learn such techniques as wearing sunglasses all day to hide your eyes. Learn how to ask women (or men) in your office not to wear underwear. Instructor Bob Filner, ex-Mayor of #SanDiego, California.
Racists and Homophobes: Racism 101. Learn how to harass your college roommate and lock him/her in a bicycle lock. Instructors: a student team from #SanHoseStateUniversity.