Sunday Optional Mixer
Join us in a mixer for all attendees Sunday night at 7 PM until-? Meet the instructors and fellow celebrities who have fallen from grace. Hosted by #DwayneJohnson, #CharlieSheen, and #ArnoldSchwarzenegger. Open bar and free #marijuana tasting (not yet available in all states).
How to Hold a Press Conference. Learn how to deny charges without using the telltale signs for lying. Learn how to say “intense therapy” with a straight face. Learn how to pronounce new words like “paparazzi.” Panel discussion with panelists #LanceArmstrong, #AlexRodriquez, Charlie Sheen, and #MarkMcGuire.
Using While in Denial. Learn how to fool the drug tests and hide the use of steroids. Instructors – Lance Armstrong, #SammySosa and Alex Rodriguez
Performance Drug Use for the Whole Family. Instructors -- #BarryBonds, #MarionJones, and #AndreAgassi
Stings and Other things. Learn to identify a sting operation. Learn how to smuggle performance enhancing drugs through customs. Instructors -- #MarionJones, Lance Armstrong, and Charlie Sheen.
How to Publicly Apologized and Look Sincere. Enjoy a panel discussion with panelists Lance Armstrong, Andre Agassi and Charlie Sheen
Closing Ceremony: Graduation ceremony for those who haven’t dropped out of the program or arrested.
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