I was able to obtain from a confidential source a copy of the “intense therapy”
that seems to be so popular now with politicians who misbehave. The program
known as Bogus and Unauthentic Legalized Larceny and Spurious Hypocritical
Intense Therapy (BULL SH*T) is used through the USA to help politicians keep
their elected position. I published the first part of the curriculum yesterday.
Check my archives. Here is the rest. Enjoy!
Drug Users and Alcoholics: Recreational Drugs for the Whole Family. Learn the proper way to use a bong. Instructor – #RobFord, Mayor of #Toronto
Sexual Perverts and Harassers: Learn how to hide illegitimate children from expert Arnold #Schwarzenegger, ex-Governor of California.
Racists and Homophobes: The Right to Bear Arms. Learn all about the #SecondAmendment.
Learn how to set up a neighborhood watch program. Instructor - #GeorgeZimmerman
Drug Users and Alcoholics: Stings are my Favorite Things. Learn to identify a sting operation. Learn the best hiding places for your drugs. Learn how to avoid a body cavity search. Instructor - Congressman #TreyRadel.
Sexual Perverts and Harassers: Sexting-Fun for the Hole Family. Learn how to sext from expert #AnthonyWeiner, ex-congressman and ex-candidate for New York City Mayor.
Racists and Homophobes: Homophobic 101. Learn how to use different words when confronted by paparazzi. Instructor #AlexBaldwin, actor.
Bonus Session (optional). When Is It OK to use the #N-word? Learn from the expert #PaulaDeen.
Second Bonus session: You Are So Gay. Learn how to get along with a gay sibling from expert #LizCheney, straight Republican candidate for the Senate.
Session 1. Yes, You Can Be Re-elected. Instructor - #MarkSanford, re-elected Congressman for South Carolina.
Session 2. How to Publically Apologized and Look Sincere. Enjoy a panel discussion with panelists Bob Filner, Anthony Weiner, Eliot Spitzer, Alex Baldwin, Rob Ford, and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Closing Ceremony: Graduation ceremony for those who have not dropped out of the program or were arrested.
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