The old saw says that “art imitates life”, but is that true. Do people fall into bed for casual sex as easy as TV and movies would have us believe? I think not. The fantasy is much different that the reality. Let’s compare the fantasy with the reality.
Here’s the TV/movie fantasy:
Guy sits down at a bar next to a beautiful woman.
HE: Hello. You’re hot. I would like to have sex with you.
SHE: (smiles) You’re not so bad yourself. Sex with you sounds like fun.
HE: Your place or mine?
SHE: No, no. I can’t do that. My boyfriend will be here in twenty minutes and my husband expects me home in two hours. Do you have a car?
HE: Yes. I’m parked out front.
SHE: Sound good. Let’s go.
Here’s the reality (at least, my reality)
Guy sits down at a bar next to a beautiful woman.
HE: Hello. You’re hot. I would like to have sex with you.
SHE: Fk off!
HE::Ah, come on. I’ll not bad looking.
SHE::Go fk yourself!
HE: If I could do that, I wouldn’t be here trying to pick up women.
SHE: I’m warning you, I have a Taser.
HE: So I’m guessing you like rough sex.
SHE: Okay, that’s it. I’m getting the bouncer.
We can always dream, can’t we?
Here’s the TV/movie fantasy:
Guy sits down at a bar next to a beautiful woman.
HE: Hello. You’re hot. I would like to have sex with you.
SHE: (smiles) You’re not so bad yourself. Sex with you sounds like fun.
HE: Your place or mine?
SHE: No, no. I can’t do that. My boyfriend will be here in twenty minutes and my husband expects me home in two hours. Do you have a car?
HE: Yes. I’m parked out front.
SHE: Sound good. Let’s go.
Here’s the reality (at least, my reality)
Guy sits down at a bar next to a beautiful woman.
HE: Hello. You’re hot. I would like to have sex with you.
SHE: Fk off!
HE::Ah, come on. I’ll not bad looking.
SHE::Go fk yourself!
HE: If I could do that, I wouldn’t be here trying to pick up women.
SHE: I’m warning you, I have a Taser.
HE: So I’m guessing you like rough sex.
SHE: Okay, that’s it. I’m getting the bouncer.
We can always dream, can’t we?
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