1. I had a thought and it froze.
2. My farts fall to the floor, roll around and crack open.
3. My dogs refuse to go outside without coats and boots.
4. When the forecast is for 5 degrees above zero, I look forward to the warmer weather.
5. I tried to spit and injured a bystander.
6. When I blink, my eyelashes freeze together.
7. I thought perhaps the White Soxs won the world series since hell must have frozen over.
8. I started a heated argument with my wife just to get warm.
9. I saw a Yeti driving a snow plow.
10. I'm using ice melt in my coffee.
Perhaps you have some similar experiences to share.