I have developed a quick test to separate those refugees that truly love America from the terrorist bent of our destruction. The test is in the American language. No Spanish, English, French, Arabic or other versions exist. The refugee must score 100% or is forever banned from entering the USA. This test could be given to large groups at one time to speed up the vetting process. No collusion allowed.
Here it is:
1.Do you love The United States of America? Yes or No? [The only acceptable answer is Yes. The test giver must not say, “Do you love America?” because that might include Mexico, Central America, and South America.]
2. Have you ever been a suicide bomber? Yes or No? [The only acceptable answer is no.]
3.The first words to the National Anthem are… Pick one.
- Jose, can you see?
- Okay, you can pee.
- Oh, say can you see.
- Beautiful for spacious skies
4.The best foods to order in a fast-food restaurant are… Pick one.
- Tacos and burritos.
- Rice and General Tso’s chicken.
- Gyros and lamb kebabs
- Hot dogs and apple pie.
5. If you wanted to buy a car for a car bomb, which would you choose? Pick one.
- Ford Mustang
- Rolls Royce
6.What is your favorite weapon? Pick only one.
- Colt Defender
- Improvised explosive device (IED)
- Pipe bomb
7.What is your favorite sport? Pick one.
- Throwing Molotov Cocktails.
- Throw stones at police.
- Running away from police.
8.Who is considered the Father of the United States? Pick one.
- Donald Trump
- Ronald Regan
- Elvis Presley
- George Washington
9.Which of the following is not a real freedom under the Bill of Rights? Pick one.
- Freedom of Religion
- Freedom of Speech
- Freedom to live in Massachusetts and vote in Rhode Island.
- Freedom to Bear Arms
10.What is the motto of the USA? Pick one.
- E pluribus unum. Latin for "Out of many, one"
- Sock it to me. American for “sock it to me.”
- Carpe Diem. Latin for “Seize the day”
- BOLO. American for “Buy one, Get one.”
11.If you are mentally ill, what can’t you do in the USA?
- Run for President.
- Figure out how to put together Ikea furniture.
- Buy a gun.
- Drive a car.
- Get Married.
Failing this test means the refugee doesn’t love the USA and most likely is a terrorist that should be banned from entering the country.