In the news this morning, Russia granted Edward Snowden temporary asylum. According to his lawyer, he can stay in Russia for one year. The Justice department agreed not to execute Snowden if he returns for trial in the US. I guess that offer had no appeal for him. Go figure! That takes my idea of a drone strike Snowden off the table.
Justine Bieber is in the news again for bratty behavior. Apparently, on Tuesday, he stuck a fan’s iPhone down his pants. I guess that is the new speed-dating thing. If he took a picture, he may hear from Anthony Weiner. This is how it starts. A few days before, Bieber spit on fans below his hotel balcony. Small vials of his spit are now available
on E-bay, but beware of imposters. Make sure you check the DNA report before you purchase. Rumor has it that the CDC is checking into these incidents to determine if Bieber is the source of the nationwide outbreak of cyclosporiasis,
a microscopic parasite. They are checking his concert tour schedule against the outbreaks to see if they coincide.
CNN continues its love affair with Anthony Weiner by providing free publicity. Apparently, his wife, Huma, is saying that she is partly to blame for his
sexting. That should open up a flood of questions as to what she meant by that. Did she exchange sexts with Anthony? Did she encourage him to sext other women? Did she forget to take away his iPhone after the first incident? Did she not give him enough sex? Did Justine Bieber send a sext to her? It will be interesting to hear the answers. I will hold my breath until I hear an answer.
Justine Bieber is in the news again for bratty behavior. Apparently, on Tuesday, he stuck a fan’s iPhone down his pants. I guess that is the new speed-dating thing. If he took a picture, he may hear from Anthony Weiner. This is how it starts. A few days before, Bieber spit on fans below his hotel balcony. Small vials of his spit are now available
on E-bay, but beware of imposters. Make sure you check the DNA report before you purchase. Rumor has it that the CDC is checking into these incidents to determine if Bieber is the source of the nationwide outbreak of cyclosporiasis,
a microscopic parasite. They are checking his concert tour schedule against the outbreaks to see if they coincide.
CNN continues its love affair with Anthony Weiner by providing free publicity. Apparently, his wife, Huma, is saying that she is partly to blame for his
sexting. That should open up a flood of questions as to what she meant by that. Did she exchange sexts with Anthony? Did she encourage him to sext other women? Did she forget to take away his iPhone after the first incident? Did she not give him enough sex? Did Justine Bieber send a sext to her? It will be interesting to hear the answers. I will hold my breath until I hear an answer.
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