Kanye West, Zeek the Zebra & everyone more than I am.

Kanye West?

I was saddened to hear that the rumor about #Kanye West was not true: that he said he was the next Nelson #Mandela. Too bad, so sad. I was looking forward to him being in prison for the next 27 years. Maybe next time.    

#West Point has fired their football coach after losing to Navy for the 12th time. The academy has a unique football program; the coach has to win only one game to keep the job, but it has to be the #Army/Navy game.    

Tweets from Zeek. You may have heard about Zeek the zebra in Cleveland, TN. He escaped from his farm three weeks ago by jumping the fence. He has been spotted around the area but not captured. Somehow, he got his hoofs on an iPad and has been tweeting. Here are some of his tweets:    

1. ‘Trying 2 get 2 Nashville. Freezing my stripes off.”    

2. “Do these vertical stripes make me look thin or should I wear them horizontal?”    

3. “Tried 2 join herd of deer. Chased me away when I hit on a doe. Bunch of red necks.”    

4. “Found moonshine still. May stay the winter.”    

Some times when I am feeling down, I get a case of the “Everyone more than I am.” It goes like this:    
Everyone is making more money than I am.    
Everyone is getting more sex than I am. (hypothetically)    
Everyone is healthier than I am.    
Everyone is having more fun than I am.    
Everyone has a better-looking wife than I do (hypothetically)      
Everyone has a better career than I do.    
Everyone is smarter than I am. (hypothetically)    
Everyone is funnier than I am.     
Everyone is selling more books than I am. (true)
Everyone has a nicer home than I do.    

I could go on, but you get the idea. After I feel down for a while, I realize that none of this is true. Well, most of it isn’t true.

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