French Toast? You may have seen the headline, “Three Meth Heads Arrested for Shipping Mannequins.” No! Wait! That’s not right. It was, “Three Dummies Arrested for Shipping Drugs Inside their Heads.” No! That’s not right either. It should read, “Three Arrested for Shipping Methamphetamines Inside Dummy Heads.” The police arrested three people for trying to ship three mannequin heads stuffed with methamphetamine to Hawaii.
Here is another hot story: Central Michigan University is offering a course on the waking dead (#zombies). There is no truth to the rumor that most of the students who signed up for the class were texting at the time and did not realize that they had signed up for the class. That does not include the dozens of students who walked into the classroom accidently while texting. The first homework assignment is to somehow ship methamphetamines to Hawaii.
Did you see that President #Obama toasted #French President at a state dinner? Of course -- French toast. There is no truth to the rumor that he asked the French President if he wanted freedom fries with his meal.
In Wyoming, we have a word for the extreme weather we are having. We call it, “Winter.”
Here is another hot story: Central Michigan University is offering a course on the waking dead (#zombies). There is no truth to the rumor that most of the students who signed up for the class were texting at the time and did not realize that they had signed up for the class. That does not include the dozens of students who walked into the classroom accidently while texting. The first homework assignment is to somehow ship methamphetamines to Hawaii.
Did you see that President #Obama toasted #French President at a state dinner? Of course -- French toast. There is no truth to the rumor that he asked the French President if he wanted freedom fries with his meal.
In Wyoming, we have a word for the extreme weather we are having. We call it, “Winter.”
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