hundreds of fish and may attract sharks, barracuda, and eels. Apparently,
there is no truth to the rumor that local eateries will make lemonade out of the
lemons by changing their menus. They would add dishes like molasses glazed
sushi, seaweed in molasses sauce, swordfish marinated in molasses, and a choice
of shark, eel or barracuda feed only molasses soaked fish.
Now that the Vatican is using Twitter and other social media, the NSA and CIA may intercept a tweet between the Pope and god like the one that follows:
@Popefrancis God here. I c u r using #social media. Gratz.
@Godalmighty God, what a surprise. SUP?
@Popefrancis Hear u r doing GJ. How’s it going?
@Godalmighty GD. Church is growing. We r entering the 20th cent. kicking & screaming. Priests still celibate.
@Popefrancis Celibate? I NEVER said that. I said CELIBRATE!
@Godalmighty O. I need to rethink that.
@Popefrancis & how r my women priests & gay priests doing?
@Godalmighty Can I get back to u on that?
@Popefrancis U do that. SIT LOL.
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