
Once again, I think she missed a few more reasons. Here they are:
- Milk is coming out of your nose.
- You start mooing.
- You come down with hoof and mouth disease.
- Your hair is beginning to look like cow hide.
- You start giving yourself milk injections.
- Your skin turns milk white.
- You begin growing udders, a tail or horns.
- Your breasts become huge.
- Your bowel movements also become huge.
- You start dating only farmers.
- Bulls or heifers start looking appealing to you.
- Your favorite song becomes Farmer in the Dell.
- You start putting grass on your cereal.
- You start eating a lot more grains.
- You want to adopt a calf.
- Your friends say you’re getting beefy.