You have naked pictures of your spouse’s siblings on your cellphone.
You have sister-wives.
You have children you never mentioned.
Your previous two divorces weren’t finalized.
You enjoy making bombs as a hobby.
All your previous lovers have died under suspicious circumstances.
There are more, but these are at the top.
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