
- Do not have sex in the store. I would think this should be top of the list. This is just gross. This apply especially to the frozen food section if you’re trying to get pregnant.
- Don’t have food fights. This should go without saying, but so often people do it, so it must be said.
- Do not drink from juice or milk bottles and then place them back on the shelves. Again, gross.
- Do not get into the line for under 15 items if you have 16 or more items. This is one of my pet peeves. People have been shot for less.
- Do not fart in the store. Go to the restroom to fart. Farting in an empty isle doesn’t work, because your farts linger longer than you think.
- Do not use deodorant or toothpaste and then place the item back on the shelves. No one want to buy a partially used item.
- Do not leave your clothes in the restroom if you’re shoplifting. Chances are you will leave your DNA or some other ID.
- Do not circle back for more free samples more than twice. No one likes a hog.
- Do not take the shopping carts home. Someone may spot you and report it.
- Do not yell, “I won!” at the ATM when you withdraw money. No one thinks that’s funny anymore.
- Do not read an entire newspaper or magazine without purchasing it. Your prints are all over it.
- Do not race with the grocery carts. You might run over someone.
- Do not sample the ice cream without purchasing it. No one wants to find bites missing from a new carton of ice cream.
- Do not set up a table by the exit to sell kisses. Kisses should be free.
- Do not juggling the fruit or can goods. The fruit gets bruised and the cans dented.
If you follow these additional tips, your shopping experience should be enjoyable.