Okay, if you must date because you’re too lonely or horny, then follow these rules:
- Wear a mask and gloves. Wear full personal protective equipment (PPE) if you have it.
- Do not touch. It would be idea if one of you are inside behind a picture window or several stories up. Bow or use some hand gesture to say hello. If you need to get closer, stay at least 6 feet away. Use the elbow bump, foot tap, or hip bump. I don’t recommend the head butt.
- If you ignored all the above advice and actually touched someone, then you may as well move in together and self-quarantine for 14 days. Avoid all sex.
If all this doesn’t suck all the fun out of dating, nothing will.