1. Your significant other calls you by the wrong name.
2. Your talking parrot calls you by the wrong name.
3. Your significant other gets a restraining order on you.
4. You come home and find a note on the table that says, “Here’s the antidote. Take it quickly.” But there’s nothing else there.
5. You find a thong in the laundry, but you don’t know who owns it.
6. Some of your Viagra pills are missing.
7. You find a man’s comb in the bathroom, but you’re bald.
8. Your kids say they like uncle/aunt Ralph/Mary but you don’t know any Ralph/Mary.
9. Your pillow smells like aftershave/perfume, but you don’t shave/use that perfume.
10. Your neighbors ask when did you buy a new car, but you didn’t.
11. You come home to find your clothes on the front lawn.
2. Your talking parrot calls you by the wrong name.
3. Your significant other gets a restraining order on you.
4. You come home and find a note on the table that says, “Here’s the antidote. Take it quickly.” But there’s nothing else there.
5. You find a thong in the laundry, but you don’t know who owns it.
6. Some of your Viagra pills are missing.
7. You find a man’s comb in the bathroom, but you’re bald.
8. Your kids say they like uncle/aunt Ralph/Mary but you don’t know any Ralph/Mary.
9. Your pillow smells like aftershave/perfume, but you don’t shave/use that perfume.
10. Your neighbors ask when did you buy a new car, but you didn’t.
11. You come home to find your clothes on the front lawn.
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